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Does anyone like Beyonce's ass?


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2017 Dec 12, 4:04pm   4,449 views  23 comments

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1   anonymous   2017 Dec 12, 4:05pm  

That’s a nice ass but I’m sure you could find a better picture
2   Rin   2017 Dec 12, 4:09pm  

errc says
That’s a nice ass but I’m sure you could find a better picture


I'm hoping that the Maori hoe, down in Australia, does a good Beyonce impression, while Strap-On Hilly sexually assaults her for trying to steal the Democratic nomination.
3   Ceffer   2017 Dec 12, 6:11pm  

I thought super sizing was bad for your health.
4   WookieMan   2017 Dec 12, 6:52pm  

I don't think a good ass can be determined from that photo. It's got promise for sure. Need to see the legs to get the full body of the ass shape if that makes sense. Again, hard to get the full picture without legs, but I think where the yellow line is, it needs to be trimmed back to the vertical red lines. I don't think I've ever drawn an ass reshape before. First time for everything.

5   Booger   2017 Dec 12, 7:14pm  

She is wearing too much in that picture.
6   Patrick   2017 Dec 12, 7:27pm  

How dare you judge Beyonce in exactly the way she is asking you to judge her! So sexist!

But seriously (butt seriously?) this is about the best I've seen:
www.youtube.com/embed/C6vinrXWxls

More than two years and I remembered enough details to look up that video correctly.
7   WookieMan   2017 Dec 12, 8:01pm  

Patrick says
How dare you judge Beyonce in exactly the way she is asking you to judge her! So sexist!

Exactly! If that is actually Beyonce's ass that she slammed up on a shiny table or piano, put a shirt (underwear) on it. Next time I'm doing a sexy shoot myself, I'll put a dick hole pasty over the tip and just expect everyone to respect me as a man, but not judge the wang, right?
8   Patrick   2017 Dec 12, 8:18pm  

WookieMan says
put a shirt (underwear) on it


A pun on this?
www.youtube.com/embed/4m1EFMoRFvY
9   WookieMan   2017 Dec 12, 8:22pm  

Patrick says
WookieMan says
put a shirt (underwear) on it


A pun on this?

Mother fucking LOL! Completely accidental pun on my end. Awesome stuff. PATNETIGA (PATNET Is Great Again).
10   WookieMan   2017 Dec 12, 9:39pm  

@Rin

You can't just drop this on us and not give us your opinion. What's the deal?
11   anonymous   2017 Dec 12, 9:49pm  

Beyonce provides no sexual attraction to me. I don't talk about it much because its not a popular opinion.
12   Patrick   2017 Dec 12, 9:50pm  

WookieMan says
Completely accidental pun on my end.


Freud would say you meant it, subconsciously.
13   Patrick   2017 Dec 12, 9:50pm  

anon_20dcf says
Beyonce provides no sexual attraction to me. I don't talk about it much because its not a popular opinion.


Doesn't work for me either.
14   BayArea   2017 Dec 12, 10:31pm  

The Lexy Panterra vid is unforgettable no matter how much time passes by.
15   anonymous   2017 Dec 13, 7:25am  

No, her ass is the size of Texas. Who wants a fat ass?
16   BayArea   2017 Dec 13, 7:29am  

anon_f06f6 says
No, her ass is the size of Texas. Who wants a fat ass?

Many
17   Rin   2017 Dec 13, 1:20pm  

WookieMan says
You can't just drop this on us and not give us your opinion. What's the deal?


First of all, I'm not on PatNet 7x24, and then, if you noticed, a long time back, I'd posed the ass thing using Mila Kunis, as my subject matter ...

http://patrick.net/post/1299403/2016-11-22-btw-i-m-only-interested-in-mila-kunis-s-a-ss


Today, it's different. There is a Maori hoe, in Australia, who looks a bit like Beyonce Knowles and is willing to do a domination fantasy of being molested by Hillary Clinton for attempting to steal the Democratic nomination. The idea here is that the faux Beyonce is being done, doggy style, by Strap-On Hilly, which gets me all ready for the threesome.
18   Ceffer   2017 Dec 13, 1:43pm  

This fantasy would benefit from faux Hillary packing a faux Roscoe and blowing away a faux Vince Foster, then rearranging the faux body to look like a faux suicide, before attacking the faux Beyonce with a strap on.
19   Rin   2017 Dec 13, 2:01pm  

Ceffer says
This fantasy would benefit from faux Hillary packing a faux Roscoe and blowing away a faux Vince Foster, then rearranging the faux body to look like a faux suicide, before attacking the faux Beyonce with a strap on.


First, let me get through my first winter vacation with Strap-On Hilly, before the games get more elaborate and intense. Realize, Australians aren't acquainted with all the nuances of American politics.
20   Ceffer   2017 Dec 13, 2:07pm  

Lights, cameras, STRAP ONS!

This is hooker-fu you can sink your teeth into!
21   WookieMan   2017 Dec 13, 2:18pm  

Rin says
First of all, I'm not on PatNet 7x24, and then

I understand. Just wasn't sure where you were going with the OP, so figured I'd ask. Could have been another 2 weeks for all I care.

I'd take it to town for sure, but the ass on Mila is rather average. It's not bad, but not great either. Overall she's got a great face, tits that gravity won't commandeer some day but are still solid enough and an average to above average ass.


I'd take this ass and figure everyday of the week over Beyonce though. That's for sure.
22   anonymous   2017 Dec 13, 7:56pm  

Gentle Reader,

No, no Beyonce's ass. Mila's butt? Sure.

Regards,
Roidy
23   Strategist   2017 Dec 13, 8:20pm  

The only way to make sure someone likes Beyonces ass, is to to see the whole thing in it's natural state. No strings attached.

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