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1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 20, 4:48pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The color palette of the shirt oeuvres is especially riveting. "Ketchup Red" "Grease Tawn Rose" "Potato Chip Crumb Burnt Yellow" "Barbecue Sauce Maroon" "Skid Mark Green".
2   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 20, 4:52pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

His baptismal name was Kim Jong Un-Koch.
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 20, 5:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Couch Potato Puce". He took anabolic steroids to bulk up his remote control finger. Now, he needs surgery for carpal remote control finger syndrome.

" I have cute chicks jumping on my face all the time. I have to rack that up to personal charm!"
6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 Dec 20, 6:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A face that begs for Louisville Slugger!
7   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Dec 20, 7:28pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Oh wow:

Vote Republican, give that squid a few extra billion cheeseburgers
8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 Dec 20, 10:02pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Do you really need to run around defaming poor squid?

Remember, we're a family website and we don't want to be a bad influence.
9   Patrick   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 20, 10:04pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The money-shirt shows his good taste.
10   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 Dec 20, 10:17pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
The money-shirt shows his good taste.

Hehehehe - yes and the handcuffs shirt shows how he likes daddy to bind him before sodomizing his immense ass.
11   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   ignore (2)   2017 Dec 21, 1:54am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
good taste.

If he had good taste, he would stop eating after he was full. It's pretty clear, he just keeps eating hoping that the next bite will taste good enough to reassure him that daddy loves him. Daddy needs to hire some life coaches for this kid, or kick him out of the guest mansion.
12   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 Dec 21, 7:59am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

These are the kinds of shirts that would have anyone wearing them being stopped in the street by strangers shrieking, "YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU TASTELESS WORTHLESS IMBECILIC PIECE OF SHIT! FUCKING DIE!" over and over again until blood gushes out their eyes.

Likely Daddy buys all the shirts, shreds them and sells the rags to paper manufacturers for pulp threads. Wonder how they account for all the hookers they have to hire to stand around the office to make junior fuckface feel as if he was an actual human being.
13   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 Dec 21, 2:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Who is punching this piece of shit in the face?


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