FLOTUS Posts Holiday Hottie Shot on Twitter to Make AMERICA! Think of a Tweetee-Grabbing Christmas! SO! HOTT!
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1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 26, 10:23am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

It's been shaved and Brazil-ed so often, it looks like a scorched crater on the moon.

"Hey, honey, I think I can see the astronauts' landing sites, Heh, Heh! Maybe we'll rename it 'Cragula'."
2   HEYYOU   ignore (8)   2017 Dec 26, 10:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Grand Canyonula!
Those lips look tighter.
4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (27)   2017 Dec 26, 2:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Melania is BEEENK! ZO! VET! BOR! ZANTA!
5   mell   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 26, 5:02pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Great! Finally some hotness after all the tranny shit and pantsuits all those years. MAGA!
6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (27)   2017 Dec 26, 5:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

No the dress up outfits Putin makes Trump wear when he comes to visit and sodomize him in front of the kids didn't make it to the Twitter feed this year




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