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1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2018 Jan 1, 8:32am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Right, all someone has to do is pair the sex robot via Bluetooth and type



10 BITE! DICK! OFF!

20 SPIT! IN! FACE!

RUN
2   anonymous   ignore (null)   2018 Jan 1, 11:38am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That robot is a well known leftist activist.
3   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jan 1, 12:56pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

All you have to do is tell the robot it's butt looks fat, and it will shed oily tears and be so insecure it will fuck you like there is no tomorrow for reassurance and forget all previous programming.
4   justme   ignore (0)   2018 Jan 1, 3:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Robots can have viruses, too. (I feel like I'm Peter P today, with all my pithy one-liners).
5   justme   ignore (0)   2018 Jan 1, 3:39pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Roboslut, The Movie. You heard it here first(?)
6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jan 1, 4:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The CIA is sure to invent a honey-trap RoboSlut Assassin. Coulda done Kennedy and made it look like a heart attack instead of multiple shooters and the Mafia blowing his head off in public with an uncooperative patsy.
7   missing   ignore (1)   2018 Jan 1, 5:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

justme says
Roboslut, The Movie


Die Hard




The Housing Trap
You're being set up to spend your life paying off a debt you don't need to take on, for a house that costs far more than it should. The conspirators are all around you, smiling to lure you in, carefully choosing their words and watching your reactions as they push your buttons, anxiously waiting for the moment when you sign the papers that will trap you and guarantee their payoff. Don't be just another victim of the housing market. Use this book to defend your freedom and defeat their schemes. You can win the game, but first you have to learn how to play it.
115 pages, $12.50

Kindle version available


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