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What Happens When Trump Fires the 25th Amendment Removal Committee, Executes Pence and Appoints Himself PLENIPOTENTIARY! for Life?

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2018 Jan 4, 7:52pm 474 views   5 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    

No one in the world thinks Trump is sane or competent, even, probably especially, his own staff.

The base and the GOP and Murdoch are so amused by having an executive that will do any crazy fucking thing they want, it won't matter if he rubbed his own shit on his face and the walls of the White House while shouting blood curdling SEIG! HEIL!s.

There will be enough defectors from the GOP however to raise a 25th Amendment committee at some point but the question remains will the crazy fuck try to dismiss them and have Ivanka, nude and oiled and writhing, crown him PLENIPOTENTIARY! for life?

Will the Congress have to pass legislation to order the National Parks Service to dispatch a sharp shooter to take out the insane, raving dismissed fool with a tranquilizer dart?

1   anonymous   ignore (null)   2018 Jan 5, 7:38am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's about time we had a real man as Presydint.
2   Strategist   ignore (3)   2018 Jan 5, 8:13am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

What Happens When Trump Fires the 25th Amendment Removal Committee, Executes Pence and Appoints Himself PLENIPOTENTIARY! for Life?

The Dow will go to 100,000 and I will finally be rich.
3   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jan 5, 9:57am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They have set up diaper stations, a huge playpen, and a McDonald's vending machine in the Oval Office with diet soda.

I am still optimistic, but the tranquilizer dart gun and net cannons would be a nice touch.
4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Jan 5, 10:22am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

anon_e769c says
et cannons would be a nice touch.

You think they could use those now and sell videos of TRUMPLIGULA! safaris in the Rose Garden on ESPN2.

Once he's parked in ADX Florence, he won't have the space to make good an escape, even to the next room or the space between the bed and the shitter.
5   HEYYOU   ignore (18)   2018 Jan 5, 10:27am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Be afraid ! Very afraid!
Trump can destroy with the shit that comes out of his mouth.

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