Oprah Shot As Looter While Examining Her Devastated Mud Hole 50 Million Dollar Montecito Mansion After Mud Slides In Santa Barbara
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Oprah Shot As Looter While Examining Her Devastated Mud Hole 50 Million Dollar Montecito Mansion After Mud Slides In Santa Barbara

By Ceffer following x   2018 Jan 10, 10:03am 446 views   7 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Celebrities feel the wrath of God and shed tears of self pity. Santa Barbara Celebrity Fund Me site started with a million dollar minimum contribution.

"I'm down to my last 20 million and my favorite salon is buried in mud? What am I going to do?"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5253561/Oprah-caught-California-mudslides-killed-13.html


#CelebritiesFucked
1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 10, 10:08am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (2)     quote      

This is GOD!'s wrath for California fucking with TRUMPLIGULA!
2   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2018 Jan 10, 10:09am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Anyone in the insurance industry? How do mudslides work with that? I mean, technically isn't it flooding? Most property insurance doesn't cover floods unless you specify it when obtaining the policy assuming you're not in a flood plain. Or at least that's how it is in IL. Not sure how CA works considering we don't have mudslides in the flat lands here.

You have a flood here you're kind of fucked unless you asked for that protection in the policy. Just wondering if the homes destroyed can actually file a claim.
3   Tenpoundbass   ignore (6)   2018 Jan 10, 10:11am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The Structure is completely fine but of course She's got to be the Victim too. Look at the side by side photo further down. Her whole property is on a 20 foot elevation the surrounded community is swamped she is high and dry. She should have went to the emergency command center and coordinated shelter and rescue operations. Rather than taking film and crew to inspect the only property unaffected in the whole town.
4   HEYYOU   ignore (6)   2018 Jan 10, 10:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

Tenpoundbass says
Her whole property is on a 20 foot elevation the surrounded community is swamped she is high and dry. She should have went to the emergency command center and coordinated shelter and rescue operations.


How many dumbass Rep/Cons were so stupid as live in a low elevation mud slide zone?
Socialists always want other private citizens to help them in a disaster.
Where's their big govt. Trump. He's too busy being on television for two days while Rep/Cons suffer thru devastation.
He'll tour the area on youtube.
5   joshuatrio   ignore (0)   2018 Jan 10, 12:25pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Tenpoundbass says
The Structure is completely fine but of course She's got to be the Victim too. Look at the side by side photo further down. Her whole property is on a 20 foot elevation the surrounded community is swamped she is high and dry. She should have went to the emergency command center and coordinated shelter and rescue operations. Rather than taking film and crew to inspect the only property unaffected in the whole town.


I had the same thought. I'm sure she could bug out in one of her choppers or jets.
6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jan 10, 12:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Her flunkies told her she could part the muds with willpower, but she just got stuck and had to be lifted out by crane.
7   junkmail   ignore (0)   2018 Jan 10, 10:48pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Oh, I Dunno... I heard she gave all the mudslide victims a new car.

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