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Lobster Lives Matter In Switzerland

By WookieMan following x   2018 Jan 11, 8:59am 959 views   4 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


WTF is the difference if you knock them out or boil them alive?
1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jan 11, 9:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fair is fair. Every thousand lobsters or so, throw a human in the lobster aquarium and let the lobsters eat the human.

It would make for an interesting lottery and entertain the surviving guests.
2   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Jan 11, 10:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

WookieMan says
WTF is the difference if you knock them out or boil them alive?

Much too cruel. Not good.
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2018 Jan 11, 10:09am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A real culinary artist would shoot them in the face and marinade them in Ballantine inspired piss.
4   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Jan 11, 10:19am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What about clams and oysters?

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