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Jesus was a Dreamer from Egypt

By TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce following x   2018 Jan 11, 5:49pm 1,010 views   6 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    

Wasn't he like, born in Bethlehem to two parents, both of whom were from Israelis, and the Father was a descendant of an Israeli Monarch, David?

Author is a Catholic Priest, FFS.

1   HEYYOU   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 11, 6:09pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Jesus was White!
I've seen his pictures in churches.
2   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Jan 11, 7:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yeah but if he stayed in Nazareth he would be alive today.
3   NuttBoxer   ignore (2)   2018 Jan 12, 12:25pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Jesus was born in Bethlehem because his family was from Bethlehem. They were there as a result of the census requiring everyone to travel to their hometown. So King David was also from Bethlehem. Ancient Israel was a bit bigger than it is today.
4   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Jan 16, 6:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Yeah but if he stayed in Nazareth he would be alive today.

anonymous says

I wonder what he would be riding if he was still alive today. My guess....Lamborghini.
5   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jan 16, 11:12pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Jesus' father was a horny dove, and his mom was a virgin. No wonder he had a messiah complex.
6   Quigley   ignore (0)   2018 Jan 17, 7:54am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Jesus was also a baby refugee in Egypt.

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