Why Isn't Norway Sucking TRUMPLIGULA!'s Dick!?
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Why Isn't Norway Sucking TRUMPLIGULA!'s Dick!?

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2018 Jan 12, 7:26am 163 views   6 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    

Isn't the meaning of the universe to create sentient life forms who will understand their destiny and purpose is to provide entertainment for THE! PLENIPOTENTIARY!, the ONE!, the GREATEST!, GOD! the FATHER! and GOD! the SON! in one! and the LAST! HOPE! of rescuing AMERICA! from the doomed horror it endures at the hands of libbie jihadist cunts who hate FREEDOM! ?

WHY! does NORWAY! refuse to fulfill its DESTINY! and WHY! does the universe refuse to provide novel ENTERTAINMENTS! and FLATTERING! TRIBUTE!s of velocity and scale that would satisfy THE! PLENIPOTENTIARY! ?
1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 12, 7:45am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

If Norway isn't sucking THE! PLENIPOTENTIARY!'s dick, can Norway have any meaning? Can Norway have any claims to legitimacy?
2   anon_13ce6   ignore (0)   2018 Jan 12, 9:21am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Why does Trump want people to immigrate from Norway? It's just another one of those failed socialist countries like Venezuela.
3   DoofusRicky   ignore (1)   2018 Jan 12, 9:23am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Can somebody slip Donald Trump a little note explaining that he will be immigrating liberals of the most liberal kind? His base may not be so satisfied with the results.
4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Jan 12, 11:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

AMERICA! will only accept NORMAL! Norwegians who shriek SIEG! HEIL! until blood comes out of their teeth, vote REPUBLICAN! and believe deeply and totally with every last fibre of their being in market-based medical insurance and will defend the PURITY! and GOD!liness of unregulated, totally FREE! markets.

The jihadist marxist Norwegians need not apply.
5   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jan 12, 11:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Watching Norwegians fish is more exciting than Norwegian porno.
6   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   ignore (2)   2018 Jan 12, 1:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Most of them are probably embarrassed by the comment. They aren't lining up at the chance to come here as it is.

According to red pill theory, it is the Haitians that should be lining up to suck Trumps dick. I hear it looks normal size next to his small hands, so they won't be disappointed when they step up to the plate.

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