Hey Sniper. Lets buy an island. Stock futures up 174 points right now. About to hit 26,000
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Hey Sniper. Lets buy an island. Stock futures up 174 points right now. About to hit 26,000

By Strategist following x   2018 Jan 15, 6:59pm 218 views   3 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


My dear friends, the Dow could very easily hit 26,000 tomorrow. It would be mind blowing.
If it does, who wants to join me in buying Cuba, Puerto Rico, or Haiti. Oops, lets forget buying Haiti, it's a shithole.
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/
1   anon_fad35   ignore (1)   2018 Jan 15, 7:45pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Thanks to inflation. See Venezuela.
2   Sniper   ignore (10)   2018 Jan 15, 9:39pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

Strategist says
If it does, who wants to join me in buying Cuba, Puerto Rico, or Haiti. Oops, lets forget buying Haiti, it's a shithole.


Ha Ha, forget Cuba and Puerto Rico too, those are shithole juniors.

How about we buy Barbados or St. Lucia?

At the rate this market is going, I'll be able to retire soon..

Oh wait, I already did that...
3   HEYYOU   ignore (6)   2018 Jan 15, 9:55pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I'll jump in now! The market can only only go up!

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