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Realtor spicing up sales with a unique offer


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2018 Jan 29, 5:11pm   5,569 views  22 comments

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Typical Realtor scam.


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1   WookieMan   2018 Jan 29, 5:17pm  

jvolstad says
Typical Realtor scam.


Realtors are dumb. This one wins the day though. They got on the fucking news for saying they'd give $250 in tacos that they'll never deliver on. Even if they do, it's $250. Even in a small market they just paid zero to around $250 in tacos for publicity that would cost a whole hell of a lot more if they paid for the commercial time that everyone usually ignores.

I'm on your side 99% of the time, but this time I have to give the Realtor credit.
2   HeadSet   2018 Jan 29, 5:33pm  

This calls for Male Chauvinist Pig Mode:

We all know that "Taco" is a euphemism for a edible part of the feminine form. So what is she implying here? "If they really want tacos, we make sure they have tacos."

Maybe a male realtor would offer hot dogs and brats.
3   MAGA   2018 Jan 29, 5:39pm  

HeadSet says
We all know that "Taco" is a euphemism for a edible part of the feminine form.


I had no idea!
4   MAGA   2018 Jan 29, 5:39pm  

WookieMan says
but this time I have to give the Realtor credit.


Good point.
5   WookieMan   2018 Jan 29, 5:42pm  

jvolstad says
HeadSet says
We all know that "Taco" is a euphemism for a edible part of the feminine form.


I had no idea!

Pink Taco ;)

Wasn't that supposed to be some restaurant or naming rights type thing for the Arizona Cardinals football stadium when that thing first opened? Anyone remember that or am I just making shit up? Being serious.
7   Strategist   2018 Jan 29, 7:35pm  

jvolstad says
HeadSet says
We all know that "Taco" is a euphemism for a edible part of the feminine form.


I had no idea!


Neither did I.
For some strange reason I am craving for fully loaded hot Tacos.
9   Strategist   2018 Jan 29, 9:03pm  

RC2006 says


Oh God. Why do you do this to me?
10   WookieMan   2018 Jan 29, 9:07pm  

RC2006 says

You couldn't have waited a few more hours for this meme to have a little more impact? You got one itchy taco finger.
11   Strategist   2018 Jan 29, 9:11pm  

WookieMan says

You couldn't have waited a few more hours for this meme to have a little more impact? You got one itchy taco finger.


Wookie, no man can wait for this. They have no control. This is how women control men.
12   WookieMan   2018 Jan 29, 9:16pm  

Strategist says
WookieMan says

You couldn't have waited a few more hours for this meme to have a little more impact? You got one itchy taco finger.


Wookie, no man can wait for this. They have no control. This is how women control men.

I'm just going to quote this one more time. Might be one of the quickest and best patnet thread derails I've seen in a while.
13   anonymous   2018 Jan 30, 5:36am  

This might be a good idea

Those tacos look delicious
14   HeadSet   2018 Jan 30, 5:51am  

Strategist says
jvolstad says
HeadSet says
We all know that "Taco" is a euphemism for a edible part of the feminine form.


I had no idea!


Neither did I.
For some strange reason I am craving for fully loaded hot Tacos.


What, no joke about "Fish Tacos?"

For those who did not know taco as a euphemism for trim (or is the term "trim" foreign to you as well?), don't brake a heel on you way to turn in your Man License.

Disclaimer - The above comment is light hearted friendly humor and not a personal attack on any Patnet member or associate.
15   WookieMan   2018 Jan 30, 7:38am  

HeadSet says
Patnet member or associate.


LOL, when did patnet become a law firm?

errc says
Those tacos look delicious


This Taco?

RC2006 says


Or this Taco?

jvolstad says
16   WookieMan   2018 Jan 30, 7:40am  

WookieMan says

Pink Taco ;)

Wasn't that supposed to be some restaurant or naming rights type thing for the Arizona Cardinals football stadium when that thing first opened? Anyone remember that or am I just making shit up? Being serious.

I knew I wasn't crazy. My got this would have been awesome.

https://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/stories/2006/08/21/daily10.html
17   anonymous   2018 Jan 30, 8:39am  

WookieMan says
jvolstad says
Typical Realtor scam.


I'm on your side 99% of the time, but this time I have to give the Realtor credit.


Same here. This isn't ad hominem but I find it ironic that by definition volstead is a "useful idiot" as we all consumed the realtors advertising.
18   WookieMan   2018 Jan 30, 10:59am  

anon_510fd says

Same here. This isn't ad hominem but I find it ironic that by definition volstead is a "useful idiot" as we all consumed the realtors advertising.

Well, at least if this Realtor stumbles across this site looking to see how much free publicity she got, at least there's this lasting image:
RC2006 says
19   Ceffer   2018 Jan 30, 11:03am  

"Taco Tuesday" is also known in the National Gallery as "Lady Realtor at Closing".
20   anonymous   2018 Jan 30, 11:14am  

anon_510fd says
WookieMan says
jvolstad says
Typical Realtor scam.


I'm on your side 99% of the time, but this time I have to give the Realtor credit.


Same here. This isn't ad hominem but I find it ironic that by definition volstead is a "useful idiot" as we all consumed the realtors advertising.


I just wanted to consume some tacos

The chance of me buying a house from this bitch are exactly the same as me ever buying Bud Lite. Dilly dilly
22   WookieMan   2018 Jan 30, 12:15pm  

jvolstad says
"Fuzzy" tacos? ;-)

https://www.fuzzystacoshop.com/



Haha, it's "Taco'clock somewhere." I didn't see one in IL, but 145 locations across the country and I haven't heard of this place? I need to pay more attention when out and about in other states. Or maybe the tacos are just shitty?

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