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1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 2, 6:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Michelle prefers to think of it as a "stretch clitoris". That makes her feel more feminine when she's planting a boot up the Kenyan's ass.
2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2018 Feb 2, 7:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

True - he still calls her MOMMMEEEE! when she gives him a rectal celebration of Allah's love.
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 2, 10:40pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She really shouldn't adjust her dick more often than she adjusts her bra strap, it's unladylike.
6   willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 23, 3:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Her voice is constantly dubbed. She really sounds like Barry White after eating glass.

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