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Who will schtoop her now?

By willywonka following x   2018 Feb 9, 7:42pm 906 views   4 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    

Stoic Hicks dressed in black listens while Trump wishes her ousted 'wife-beating' boyfriend Rob Porter all the best and thanks him for his service... and fails to mention any of his victims


1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2018 Feb 9, 8:49pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A little thin but if she needs someone to fuck her, she can likely find a guy who will pestork her silly and make her a nice tuna steak and a playful chard to refuel for rounds 2-9 without having to punch her lights out.
2   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 9, 11:39pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He whacked her and she Weinstein'ed him.

Is there a Round 2?
3   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Feb 10, 5:24am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Give me a million dollars i'll say the Pope used to beat me.
4   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2018 Feb 10, 5:57am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Oops, Kellyann missed her LensCrafters appointment again...

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