Riders giving up on BART
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1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 10, 10:07am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Says something when the zoo is cleaner than the transport system and the public spaces.
2   Tenpoundbass   ignore (6)   2018 Feb 10, 10:35am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

NPR was trying to sell public transportation yesterday. This was after I noticed on Wednesday the Cops were back with their lights a flashing and Road Ranger trucks were out parked creating bottle necks. They were also there Thursday and Friday. It's so painfully obvious. The last two weeks I have been thinking. Ah this isn't so bad, it's back to taking 20 minutes to get home. As the highways have been free to flow without impediment.
The last three days it took me over an hour for that same ride again.

They were hanging up on guest who said they tried to take the tri rail and buses when they first moved to south Florida, but were getting every late, or some routes not at all.
They now have two cars. (click) thanks for calling!
3   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 10, 11:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Ceffer says
Says something when the zoo is cleaner than the transport system and the public spaces.


Imagine what "self driving cars" will look like. That car you summon with your app may have just dropped off a drunk who fouled the seat, or even a slob who left the chicken bones and ketchup blobs.
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 10, 12:59pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

HeadSet says
Imagine what "self driving cars" will look like. That car you summon with your app may have just dropped off a drunk who fouled the seat, or even a slob who left the chicken bones and ketchup blobs.

In San Francisco, they would pass an ordinance requiring the self driving cars to have room for a shopping cart and several bulging plastic bags.
5   Satoshi_Nakamoto   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 10, 1:26pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Ceffer says
HeadSet says
Imagine what "self driving cars" will look like. That car you summon with your app may have just dropped off a drunk who fouled the seat, or even a slob who left the chicken bones and ketchup blobs.

In San Francisco, they would pass an ordinance requiring the self driving cars to have room for a shopping cart and several bulging plastic bags.


And paying for the ride will be optional, just like on BART.
6   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 10, 7:48pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Hey I have a great business idea for @Rin
Lets have an Uber like service for Limos and Vans, that cater to those who just want to have sex. No matter with whom, or how many, for how long, or location.
We can provide beds, contraceptives, porn, sex toys, lubricants, alcohol, and whatever our valued customers desire. Even whores where legal.
Much cheaper than a Motel or a Hilton, more exciting, and completely discreet.
Let's call our company.....Sexmobile Inc.
Who is in?
Shark Tank will love it.
7   anon_0af2a   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 10, 8:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Or Mayhem.

Uber with mounted Gatling guns. Upsell on exploding rounds, grenade launcher ordnance, etc
8   Automan Empire   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 10, 9:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Strategist says
Lets have an Uber like service for Limos and Vans, that cater to those who just want to have sex.


Fun idea, but impractical. You'd need a continuous roll of sheet to crank out a fresh section for each client. Even with this, every time you get a squirter on board, it would throw the whole system off.
9   BlueSardine   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 10, 9:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

East Bay AIDS Center
Strategist says
Let's call our company.....Sexmobile Inc.
Who is in?
10   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 10, 9:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Ok....How about "Quickie rides" ........motto....When you just can't wait any longer.
11   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 10, 9:22pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Another idea:
How about Semi's? Maximum 20 people for orgies. 4 farm animals OK.
Let's call it......."A roll in the hay that keeps rolling" .....Hayroller Inc.
12   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 10, 11:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

How about the GloryHoleMobile? You have to provide your own antibiotics and a paint scraper.
13   BayArea   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 11, 5:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Riders are not giving up on Bart

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