Aly Raisman poses unclothed for Sports Illustrated: 'Women do not have to be modest to be respected'
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1   errc   ignore (2)   2018 Feb 13, 4:59pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The less clothes women wear, the more powerful they are. Get naked, bitches!
2   Booger   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 5:09pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

This thread is useless without nude pics!
3   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 5:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

jvolstad says
I would respect her more from the front. ;-/


errc says
The less clothes women wear, the more powerful they are. Get naked, bitches!


Booger says
This thread is useless without nude pics!


This is why men are called dogs by women. I don't mind being called a dog at all. I love dogs.
Spread em, woman.
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 5:47pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Ankles behind the neck or it didn't happen!
5   willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 6:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

It's OK to be attractive but does she know teenage boys from around the world are whacking off to her?
6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 6:10pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

willywonka says
It's OK to be attractive but does she know teenage boys from around the world are whacking off to her?

She's going for the gold: a metric ton of sprayed ejaculate.

A million adolescent spooey salute.
7   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 7:40pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

willywonka says
It's OK to be attractive but does she know teenage boys from around the world are whacking off to her?


She’s not unattractive I suppose. But she has massive bitch face. And she backs it up with a bitchy personality from what I’ve seen. I guess what I’m saying is she’s a bitch.
8   TwoScoopsPlissken   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 8:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Who the F is she, anyway?
9   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 8:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

TwoScoopsPlissken says
Who the F is she, anyway?


Think flexible, tight bodysuit, and 2016 Gold medal. Lots of flips and shit too.
10   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 8:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

She was the "senior" gymnast on that team in 2016. So she is past her prime. She's trying to stay relevant and make money. I don't necessarily blame her. But my god she has a bitch face and bitchy personality if you want to waste anytime watching an interview with her.
11   TwoScoopsPlissken   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 9:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Oh, another well off / rich kid and their hobby. Time to pad the trust fund with some publicity and endorsements. The Olympics are duller than dirt.

Wanna get performance enhancing drugs and compete legally? Get some doctor to say you have some very, very mild asthma. Then you're on meds that help you run faster and the IOCC has no problem with that. Pretty soon, every competitive athlete in the sport has mild asthma.
12   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Feb 13, 9:05pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

She won a medal for flipping.
13   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 9:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

TwoScoopsPlissken says
The Olympics are duller than dirt.


Winter Olympics have their own flair. Just have to get it outside of S. Korea.

https://deadspin.com/barstool-radio-host-cant-resist-calling-17-year-old-oly-1822974775
14   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 9:15pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Isn't is amazing how us men objectify women! They then complain like they're a piece of meat.

Then they fucking strip naked for a magazine.

From our multiple, famous patnet posters, "you can't make this stuff up."
15   Sniper   ignore (10)   2018 Feb 13, 9:31pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

WookieMan says
She was the "senior" gymnast on that team in 2016. So she is past her prime.


yes, she's 23 years old, so washed up and past her prime. She should be on Medicare already.
16   Patrick   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 9:49pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

TwoScoopsPlissken says
Who the F is she, anyway?


A little too muscular for my taste, but otherwise OK.
17   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 9:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Sniper says
yes, she's 23 years old, so washed up and past her prime.


She is. It's gymnastics. She's been to two Olympics. By 2020 there will be dozens of gymnast better than her that are 18 years old while she'll be 25.

She also doesn't appear to have a rudder on her life ship right now either, as all she knows is gymnastics. Wish her well, but her post athlete career is looking a lot like some NFL players at this point. Lots of hype and drama when they know they're done and bankruptcy 2 years after they're done with the sport. There's not a lot of money in something that people care about on a national level, once every 4 years.
18   anon_fad35   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 9:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

does this bitch pay for her dinner
19   anon_be320   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 10:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

She could become a professional wrestler. All kinds of of unseen moves.
20   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 10:14pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Sniper says


yes, she's 23 years old, so washed up and past her prime.


Not my label either. Her own organization recognizes her as senior.

21   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 11:14pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
She won a medal for flipping.

Is she another Realtor?
22   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 11:15pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

She has to show she's still pink while she has a chance.
23   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2018 Feb 14, 12:31am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The music for her routine reads like a drum corps show from 1962.
24   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 14, 7:39am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

willywonka says
but does she know teenage boys from around the world are whacking off to her?


Of course! She probably gets off on that fact.
25   Sniper   ignore (10)   2018 Feb 14, 7:50am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

WookieMan says
Sniper says
yes, she's 23 years old, so washed up and past her prime.


She is. It's gymnastics. She's been to two Olympics.

She also doesn't appear to have a rudder on her life ship right now either,


She has such a horrible future:

As of May 2017, Raisman’s net worth was $2 million, according to Celebrity Net Worth.

Raisman endorses products from well-known companies such as Kellogg’s, Ralph Lauren, Playtex, and Revision Skin.
https://www.bankrate.com/lifestyle/celebrity-money/aly-raisman-net-worth/

I'm sure many 23 years olds would like to be "washed up" like that.
26   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 14, 3:43pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Sniper says
I'm sure many 23 years olds would like to be "washed up" like that.


Her career is done as an athlete. Not a chance she's in the 2020 Olympics. Those sponsors will cut and run when the new "it" girl comes on the scene. There's not enough lucrative sponsorship's she'll maintain by not being in the spotlight anymore. It will be car dealerships by 2021.

Hence doing dancing with the starts, posing naked and then making the news show rounds talking about being sexually assaulted. Her sponsors are on her to get out there, this is her last dance and she knows it.

The fact she only has a net worth of $2M is somewhat pitiful as well. And I know it's not apples to apples comparison, but I'm not sure this is not that far off for her: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/tyson-hartnett/why-athletes-go-broke-and_b_6812864.html
She won 3 gold medals (two of which were team related). So she has one gold medal to her name individually, which is the benchmark for sponsorship if you look at all the true high dollar Olympic athletes. One gold medal ain't shit to a sponsor after the initial luster has worn off and that's why she's all over the place now trying to cash in. Good for her I guess.

And I'm not saying she'll end up homeless. The fact is, these flash in the pan Olympic athletes never end up earning what they think they will. She's 23 and probably has no marketable skills outside of commentating or reporting on gymnastic. She's probably just a high school grad. Small sponsorship's will float her till 30, but even if that net worth goes up to $3M, not a chance that lasts from 30 until she dies. This is what I mean by washed up. She thinks she has it all, but it will come crashing down, it happens 7 out of 10 times.

Sniper says
Raisman endorses products from well-known companies such as Kellogg’s, Ralph Lauren, Playtex, and Revision Skin.
https://www.bankrate.com/lifestyle/celebrity-money/aly-raisman-net-worth/


I do appreciate links. Better than the no links in a lot of comments here. But I looked at that Celebrity Net Worth site and it's a joke. There's also not a chance in hell those 4 sponsors or almost any sponsor would make their contract amounts available. They only do that for the biggest star athletes as it draws attention to those big time athletes signing with X brand. "We paid Lebron $100 Million, buy our fucking shoes now!"

Smaller sponsorship's are a different thing. You can't have two different celebrities or athletes knowing what the other is getting paid on these endorsements. It destroys the companies leverage in negotiating these things. So some half assed website would really have no clue what her actual net worth is.

For fucks sake! Sorry for being so long winded. My apologies to the patnet world. I'll expect a lot of TL;DR's on this one.
27   willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 14, 4:00pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Ceffer says
She's going for the gold: a metric ton of sprayed ejaculate.


You can look but you can't touch. Don't I get you hot, boys?
29   TwoScoopsPlissken   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 14, 6:24pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

WookieMan says
For fucks sake! Sorry for being so long winded. My apologies to the patnet world. I'll expect a lot of TL;DR's on this one.

You made a pretty good case. I enjoyed it.

Good news: Wakeboarding might make it into the 2020 Summer Games, as if anybody gives a shit.
Bad News: Trampoline is still a sport.
30   TwoScoopsPlissken   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 14, 6:45pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

We need Congress to pass a law prohibiting Federal Money to be spent on Corporate Sponsorship Vehicles, aka the Olympics.

If McD's and Nike can spend hundreds of millions between the IOCC, the Athlete Endorsements, all over the world, they can pay for the whole damn thing.

LA will be begging for cash and telling the usual lies about profitability for 2028
31   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 14, 6:49pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Booger says
Sports Illustrated gallery:
https://imgur.com/a/Exjsl#sHX0uta


She is such a tease. Won't even show her pussy.
32   Booger   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 14, 7:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Strategist says
She is such a tease. Won't even show her pussy


Or her tits.
33   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 15, 7:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

TwoScoopsPlissken says
We need Congress to pass a law prohibiting Federal Money to be spent on Corporate Sponsorship Vehicles, aka the Olympics


I'm with you. I'll keep this one short.

USPS + Lance Armstrong = Bad look.
34   anon_65101   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 15, 8:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Strategist says
Booger says
Sports Illustrated gallery:
https://imgur.com/a/Exjsl#sHX0uta


She is such a tease. Won't even show her pussy.


She looks like the type thats packing some major Arby's.
35   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 15, 8:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

It's been more than a day and nobody has found any nude pics yet??? I'm in a cube farm and can't.
36   Tenpoundbass   ignore (6)   2018 Feb 15, 10:23am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

It was those hideous pictures that were circulating around the Internet last week. Naked Women sitting with their arms and legs covering their naughty parts, with Feminist Commie Slogans written in a Sharpie all over their body, arms and legs.
37   anon_e0567   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 15, 10:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Tenpoundbass says
It was those hideous pictures that were circulating around the Internet last week. Naked Women sitting with their arms and legs covering their naughty parts, with Feminist Commie Slogans written in a Sharpie all over their body, arms and legs.
Merely advertising their assets. The price might be a wee bit high, though.
38   anon_04599   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 15, 11:06am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

zzyzzx says
It's been more than a day and nobody has found any nude pics yet??? I'm in a cube farm and can't.



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