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1   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 13, 8:50pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

LOL-I like Trump-but that is like a real estate agent saying he will be your agent without any commission!!
2   HEYYOU   ignore (18)   2018 Feb 13, 10:25pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

John Edwards comes to mind.
3   anonymous   ignore (null)   2018 Feb 13, 10:38pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

other presidents fuck for free. Trump pays $10K upfront and $130K later.
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 13, 11:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It wasn't even a happy ending.
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Feb 13, 11:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

And all she did was take a shit in his mouth.
6   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Feb 14, 5:52am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

I hope he paid her to pick up marbles while he watched.
He's doing a fantastic job the sick fuck!
7   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Feb 14, 6:19am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

Ever notice how wholesome Liberals get when they fucking lose big?
They'll string up the biggest King Rat in their ranks for getting laid by attention seeking whores.
If the Liberals lose one more race, Weinstien will get the electric chair.
8   bob2356   ignore (2)   2018 Feb 14, 9:17am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Trump gets laid and his lawyer pays for it. Wow, what a guy.
9   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Feb 14, 9:59am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

bob2356 says
Trump gets laid and his lawyer pays for it. Wow, what a guy.


Yeah don't we all have that one Jewish Lawyer friend that layout 150 large out of his own pocket to right your social wrongs.

This story is about as believable as the story that Obama won the 2008 election.
We now know it was rigged and they stole that election from Sarah Palin.
10   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Feb 14, 10:04am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They did to Palin what Rome did to JESUS!
11   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Feb 14, 10:12am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
They did to Palin what Rome did to JESUS!


I know She rose again didn't she?
12   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Feb 14, 10:54am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says

I know She rose again didn't she?


Sure, if a lady with a web cam shouting SIEG! HEIL! on a You Tube channel counts as resurrection.
13   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   ignore (2)   2018 Feb 14, 11:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She's daring Cohen to sue her for breach of contract. Perhaps, she can renegotiate with him to keep the real salacious details (rancid clam shit) on the down low. Once she is paid, she can start reneging on that to see what Cohen does.
If there was a free press, we would have cartoon depictions of Trump getting spanked with his family's time magazine cover while warm pee trickles between his cheeks.
14   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 14, 11:26am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

2 Questions come to mind:

1. What happened to the "attorney-client privilege" in this case?

2. What women is worth $130k for a tryst? For much less as a campaign contribution, he could have got whatever he wanted from Kirsten Gillibrand.
15   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2018 Feb 14, 12:41pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

bob2356 says
Trump gets laid and his lawyer pays for it. Wow, what a guy.


That's winning Bigly.
16   anonymous   ignore (null)   2018 Feb 14, 2:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Just keep marching Sarah Sanders busted mugg out for all to see and the last drops of testosterone left in the Trumpcucks will vanish to nothingness. Nobody will even want to have sex anymore
17   bob2356   ignore (2)   2018 Feb 14, 2:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says

This story is about as believable as the story that Obama won the 2008 election.


So you don't believe Cohen knows if he wrote a check for 130k like he says he did? Sort of like losing your car keys or something. Want to give us your sources on that one? I didn't think so.
18   Strategist   ignore (3)   2018 Feb 14, 7:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

bob2356 says
Trump gets laid and his lawyer pays for it. Wow, what a guy.


If Trump's lawyer paid her, maybe it was the lawyer who was banging her, and paid for services rendered.
19   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Feb 14, 8:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Cohen paid her to 'confess' to having carnal relations with the effeminate trust fund twit so someone would believe the pathetic twink has sex with females.
20   anonymous   ignore (null)   2018 Feb 14, 9:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

No Jew will vonluntarily give up $150k.

They’d rather go to Auchwitz.
21   anonymous   ignore (null)   2018 Feb 14, 10:14pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The 130k was for equipment reimbursement. The Orange Cuntface Clown made her wear an Ivanka mask made of bio-engineered Slovenian flesh and demanded she ram a solid gold dildo up his ass. That costs some coin.
22   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Feb 15, 5:23am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Then Stormy has to put on her Putin mask and pulsating, knobby, barbed-wire wrapped strap-on dildo and assfuck TRUMPLIGULA! while they watched newsreels of the Nuremberg rallies.
23   anonymous   ignore (null)   2018 Feb 15, 5:27am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It only costs 130k for Trump to fuck a cum dumpster?

He gets the best deals!
24   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Feb 15, 5:36am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

errc says
It only costs 130k for Trump to fuck a cum dumpster?


It's $20 for the fuck.

The remaining $129,980 is the penalty rate for having to be in the room with a weird old effeminate retard smeared with secret sauce and smelling like dried shit and piss.
26   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Feb 15, 5:56am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Right.

It doesn't get much gayer.

Add 50 years and dried, caked shit and secret sauce and Putin spooge to that and you get something so macabre that hookers' penalty rates are orders of magnitude greater than the actual service rates.

errc says
27   anonymous   ignore (null)   2018 Feb 15, 5:58am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You mean to tell me if you were a complete whore, you wouldn’t fuck that for six figures?
MAGA GOOGOO GAGA!!
28   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Feb 15, 6:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

errc says
You mean to tell me if you were a complete whore, you wouldn’t fuck that for six figures?
MAGA GOOGOO GAGA!!


Why, yes, but all AMERICA!ns should be eager to willingly, eagerly give their bodies to JOB! CREATORS! who deserve a life of PERMANENT! ORGASM!
29   anonymous   ignore (null)   2018 Feb 15, 7:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Then Stormy has to be on her Putin mask and pulsating, knobby, barbed-wire wrapped strap-on dildo and assfuck TRUMPLIGULA! while they watched newsreels of the Nuremberg rallies.


Right now CunkFace McRacist is paying some skanky crack ho to get down on his rancid cock with a cheese grater while he watches the Florida school shooting praying for a lot of brown kids to to killed while he fondles his rectal ring with a bottle cap.
30   bob2356   ignore (2)   2018 Feb 15, 8:27am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says

If Trump's lawyer paid her, maybe it was the lawyer who was banging her, and paid for services rendered.


Hope springs eternal in the trump alternative reality.
31   UsualOven   ignore (0)   2018 Feb 15, 10:19am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

bob2356 says
If Trump's lawyer paid her, maybe it was the lawyer who was banging her, and paid for services rendered.


Hope springs eternal in the trump alternative reality.


Though it is clear that Trump hires really terrible lawyers, likely because no one of with any standards will work for him also it is doubtful he would ever pay his legal bills. But even given this why would this idiot bring the payment up, seemingly out of the blue, when the story was fading away. Stormy baby now says the NDA is now void, so we will get the graphic details, which admittedly is of some prurient interest. Perhaps they felt another ring of the circus was needed to distract the masses from the ongoing looting and Somaliazation of the Government?




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