You need that Oliver, we've been busting our guts laughing so hard how Trump beats the shit out of the inept and Criminally incompetent, Liberals and House of Obama. Some people are going to jail soon so keep laughing.
Oh I got a joke for you.
CBS Asked John Pedosta "How come the Russians knew to target the Purple States but you didn't?"
when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts, “Mickey Mouse!”
This startles the would be assassin, and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks,
“What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
Blushing, the agent replies,
“I got nervous. I meant to shout, “Donald, duck!”