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Most bestiality is legal, declares Canada's Supreme Court


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2018 Mar 2, 7:52pm   6,104 views  20 comments

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bestiality-legal-canada-supreme-court-a7073196.html

Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved, according to a surprise ruling issued by the Supreme Court.

The determination stemmed from a case involving a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts sexually assaulting his stepdaughters - including one count of bestiality. But the man, identified only as "DLW", was acquitted of the bestiality count with the new ruling.

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1   Ceffer   2018 Mar 2, 7:56pm  

It's a bitch getting testimony out of the family pet.
3   MAGA   2018 Mar 2, 9:37pm  

I'll bet the Canadian Realtor's are happy about that.
4   RWSGFY   2018 Mar 2, 10:09pm  

Go Canada!
5   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Mar 2, 10:10pm  

Are we still not allowed to talk about other users?

I'm dying here.
6   DryMap   2018 Mar 2, 10:17pm  

Why are sex acts with animals forbidden? Animal protection?
7   Strategist   2018 Mar 2, 10:18pm  

DryMap says
Why are sex acts with animals forbidden? Animal protection?


It's rape and nothing else.
8   Strategist   2018 Mar 2, 11:26pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
That cat looks like a STRUMPET! to moi!


She just saw Trump's dick.
9   Ceffer   2018 Mar 3, 12:19am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
That cat looks like a STRUMPET! to moi!

"I hate that your dick smells like the dog all the time! I thought I was the only one."
10   Strategist   2018 Mar 3, 12:37am  

Ceffer says
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
That cat looks like a STRUMPET! to moi!


"I hate that your dick smells like the dog all the time! I thought I was the only one."


cat "That thing will fit where?????? "
12   MisterLefty   2018 Mar 3, 7:39am  

Meow, too!
13   Shaman   2018 Mar 3, 8:00am  

MisterLefty says
Meow, too!


Put a hash tag on that comment and you win the Internet for today!
14   Ceffer   2018 Mar 3, 9:30am  

"You only thought I was catty before, now that I am your paramour......."
15   Ceffer   2018 Mar 3, 10:11am  

"Great Northern Frozen Wasteland Decides Sex With Animals Necessary For Warmth!"

They wouldn't want valuable feedstock to get too cold.
16   Patrick   2018 Mar 3, 10:32am  

CovfefeButDeadly says
Are we still not allowed to talk about other users?

I'm dying here.


Please, no. No good has come from the epic, endless flame wars.

I know it's fun, but it's a bad kind of fun, like smoking cigarettes. Catches up with you later.
17   Shaman   2018 Mar 3, 10:35am  

(In my best Betty White voice) Aww! You’re no fun!
18   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Mar 3, 12:51pm  

Patrick says
CovfefeButDeadly says
Are we still not allowed to talk about other users?

I'm dying here.


Please, no. No good has come from the epic, endless flame wars.

I know it's fun, but it's a bad kind of fun, like smoking cigarettes. Catches up with you later.


I get it, but I feel like Michael Scott being instructed by HR
19   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Mar 3, 12:52pm  

DryMap says
Why are sex acts with animals forbidden? Animal protection?


You must be joking.

Animals that have been subject to human sex acts behave as abnormally as children who are molested do.
20   Strategist   2018 Mar 3, 7:42pm  

Strategist says
DryMap says
Why are sex acts with animals forbidden? Animal protection?


It's rape and nothing else.


Any human who even attempts to rape my female German Shepherd will be sorry they were ever born. The pain they will go through will be a pleasure to watch.

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