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TwoScoopsPlissken says

- 1,500 quail eggs
- 1,400 champagne bottles
- 300 pounds of Miyazaki Wagyu beef

nah its the $24k/year white males who are privileged. duh.

Does Meryl Streep have Harvey Weinstein's cum on her face this year? She's announcing the name of the underage girl who is going to be the Oscar's annual human sacrifice to Roman Polanski.

Such crap. I don’t watch and wish I hadn’t this year.

lol, I didn't even know it was on. I was spending time with my kid cleaning his Ruger 10-22. We put 1500 rounds of 22lr down range today, including some hits at 200 yards using CCI standard.

Does Kevin Spacey not have teeth in this photo? Or am I crazy?

Booger says

Does Kevin Spacey not have teeth in this photo? Or am I crazy?

Makes it easier for him to give a gum job.

TwoScoopsPlissken says

Evil White Males and Gun Control

Fucking White Males is the last iteration.
Gun control in Hollywood way is actually the most irritating. First, they earn a lot of money showing gun violence in movies - if they are against guns, they should practice what they preach. Second, they all are guarded by armed security guards. According to irritating celebs, Joe Hillbilly should have no protection as he does not have enough money to hire 24/7 guards AND his gun should be taken, but the celebs themselves should be under constant protection by armed people. They are so much better than the rest of us so they deserve it.../sarc off

Kevin Spacey is still in the in crowd-wasn't he accused of sexual assault?

I didn't watch, it was on in the background doing other shit. I do have to say, I walked through the living room and caught this:



I vote to start the #herhard movement. This is going to be the gayest thing I've said on Patnet (I think), that yellow dress popped out of the fucking tv. That body torches the Hope Hicks is doing porn thread girl if you ask me.

lostand confused says

Kevin Spacey is still in the in crowd-wasn't he accused of sexual assault?

Nah, this is the gayest thing I'll say on Patnet. That's an old selfie from another year. Wasn't this years Oscars. I know this somehow.

Then there's this: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/tv-ratings-oscars-eye-new-low-early-numbers-1091636

Get the girl in the yellow dress to host and I think you'll have massive ratings gains in a specific demo. She probably would suck... at hosting, but I think most here would appreciate the yellow dress instead of Kimmel any day of the week. God that guy became a massive pussy from his Man Show days. MASSIVE.

Early numbers: Lowest rated Oscars in History, down 19%.

nearly four hours long, stumbled 19 percent from the previous year to 26.5 million viewers. That's easily the least-watched Oscars in history, trailing 2008 by more than 5 million. Overnight returns had the lengthy ABC telecast averaging a 18.9 rating among households between 8 and 11 p.m. ET. Compared to the same stat for 2017, the night the wrong best picture winner was named, that was down a more modest 16 percent.

The 2017 Academy Awards, which earned a 22.4 overnight rating, ultimately fetched 32.9 million viewers for ABC — as well as a handsome 9.1 rating among adults 18-49. Still, those numbers reflected the second-lowest in Academy history. (ABC did not immediately report the adults 18-49 rating for Sunday's Oscars, and Nielsen won't widely distribute that information until Tuesday.)

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/tv-ratings-oscars-eye-new-low-early-numbers-1091636

Apparently, the Moral Scolding from Hollywierd is getting old. Elites always scatch their head when the Demos shifts without their "Guidance".

Update:

"Oh, it was the Streaming! Everybody was watching on the Internet!"

Well, the only Oscar Youtube Stream that trended was Louder with Crowder, who was streaming it with "Commentary"