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Confronts Senior Citizen Propaganda Victims

This comes on the heels of Confronting senior citizens why they shared Trump Memes on the Internet.www.youtube.com/embed/yfBtJa6ZpzI

That's literally McCarthyism.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the story you are about to see is TRUE. The names have been changed to protect the innocent."

"This is the city. Atlanta. We are working the Patrol from CNN Center when we got a call of Russian Influenced Meme Sharing."

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"Hello, Mrs. Andersen. I'm Tom Friday of the CNN."
"Oh, how do you do sir, c-can I help you?"
"Did you recall the standin for your usual Amazon Delivery Man, Mr. Murphy?"
"Why I don't remember his name, but I remember him coming by, Agent Friday."
"Well, that man - one Mr. George Martinson - did he ask you to do anything?"
"H-He, asked me to share some funny pictures about the Democratic Candidate. "
"Which ones, ma'am"
"The ones where she's staring up into space like she's high and it's so f---"
"Excuse me ma'am, that was the former Secretary of the United States and a Senator. She deserves respect."
"I'm sorry Agent Friday of the CNN."
"Well Ma'am, as a good American, I implore you always be sure who the Amazon Delivery man is, and be suspicious of any funny memes or pictures he shares. He could be somebody influenced by a RT Tumblr Page."
"Oh, I didn't know, Mr. Friday."
"Ma'am, it happens alot. Also, while I present as a male, I feel female inside, so please call me Mrs. Friday, Special Agent CNN."

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