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1   HeadSet   2018 Mar 11, 5:48pm  

Some actors say that 'modesty' coverings, used for sex scenes, have long been unreliable.

They have reported them as being flimsy and prone to falling off.

Fifty Shades of Grey star Jamie Dornan said 'tucking away your essentials in a little flesh-coloured bag' was a peculiar experience.


Is "modesty covering" a new word for "rubber."
2   CBOEtrader   2018 Mar 11, 6:02pm  

CBOEtrader says
Is "modesty covering" a new word for "rubber."


I'm no expert, but I'd gladly take the training class.

How much do you think a sex scene consultant gets paid? I'm imagining my LinkedIn profile with this career path.

Who said liberals don't create new job opportunities?
3   mell   2018 Mar 11, 6:49pm  

CBOEtrader says
CBOEtrader says
Is "modesty covering" a new word for "rubber."


I'm no expert, but I'd gladly take the training class.

How much do you think a sex scene consultant gets paid? I'm imagining my LinkedIn profile with this career path.

Who said liberals don't create new job opportunities?


Only DACA dreamers are fit for this job sorry!
4   HeadSet   2018 Mar 11, 7:12pm  

I'm no expert, but I'd gladly take the training class.

And after all that training, you apply for the job and find the only {I am trying to place a word for "job" here but all words like "position," "opening," or "slot" are all bad pun double entendres}

Let me try again:

And after all that training, you apply for the job and unfortunately find the only opening is for "fluff girl."
5   DryMap   2018 Mar 11, 7:18pm  

obese right-wingers (i.e. dumb losers) and their twice as obese wives would be good candidates for these jobs, as they are commonly perceived as asexual objects
6   CBOEtrader   2018 Mar 11, 8:41pm  

DryMap says
obese right-wingers (i.e. dumb losers) and their twice as obese wives


TDS stage 4. Get help immediately.

Also, why do you deny science?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5324425/Conservatives-attractive-liberals.html
7   Strategist   2018 Mar 11, 8:50pm  

HeadSet says
Some actors say that 'modesty' coverings, used for sex scenes, have long been unreliable.

They have reported them as being flimsy and prone to falling off.

Fifty Shades of Grey star Jamie Dornan said 'tucking away your essentials in a little flesh-coloured bag' was a peculiar experience.


Is "modesty covering" a new word for "rubber."


If you are interested in "modesty covering" you should get a job that does not involve stripping. So simple.
8   CBOEtrader   2018 Mar 11, 8:54pm  

Strategist says
If you are interested in "modesty covering" you should get a job that does not involve stripping. So simple.


NO! I want to make money via sexually enticing the unwashed masses, but also DONT SEXUALIZE ME! #metoo
10   DryMap   2018 Mar 11, 9:58pm  

CBOEtrader says
DryMap says
obese right-wingers (i.e. dumb losers) and their twice as obese wives


TDS stage 4. Get help immediately.

Also, why do you deny science?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5324425/Conservatives-attractive-liberals.html


There are hardly any liberals in the US. There is extreme right (republicans) and center-right (democrats). The former are: (1) (very) rich folks or (2) dumb idiots. I've been to rural areas where (2) live and I have seen them. They are FAT, very fat, unbelievably fat.
11   DryMap   2018 Mar 11, 10:02pm  

CBOEtrader says
DryMap says
obese right-wingers (i.e. dumb losers) and their twice as obese wives


TDS stage 4. Get help immediately.

Also, why do you deny science?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5324425/Conservatives-attractive-liberals.html


And furthermore, that's poor logic. Attractive people are conservative does not mean obese are not. You can have both groups more conservative, and the ones in the middle not.

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