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Trump Welcomed in California

By TwoScoopsOfWompWomp following x   2018 Mar 13, 1:54pm 325 views   5 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


I heard he flew to Mexico first, ditched his passport, and then crossed the border. State Officials applauded as they waited while he sneaked through a gully east of San Diego and drove him straight to the benefits office.
1   missing   ignore (1)   2018 Mar 13, 2:06pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I heard he got hired to pick up strawberries for $3/ hour by a rich Republican farmer, who had voted for him.
2   socal2   ignore (0)   2018 Mar 13, 2:14pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I saw his helicopter flanked by a couple of Marine Ospreys fly by my office this morning on the way down to the border.
3   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Mar 13, 4:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Did they issue him special Presidential rifled scope to pick off illegals at the border?
4   MisterLefty   ignore (0)   2018 Mar 13, 5:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Because if someone takes your money or resources, ostensibly, to better their family's chances, that's not a crime, you see.
5   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 Mar 13, 6:51pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

MisterLefty says
Because if someone takes your money or resources, ostensibly, to better their family's chances, that's not a crime, you see.


You mean like the third generation welfare Queens who legally steal. It should be a crime. Welfare is for those who need it, not for those who want it just so they don't have to work.




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