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Why Shouldn't Stormy Daniels Replace Spokesow Sarah Sanders Huckabee?

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2018 Mar 14, 6:15pm 1,035 views   6 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


Imagine how much more interesting press conferences would be that started with the spox introducing herself, "Hi! I'm Stormy and I'm FUCKING! WET!"
1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Mar 14, 7:07pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The sound of the microphone gurgling as she shoves it in and out of her tweetie would be a nice ice breaker for the press conferences.

When she gets an especially obnoxious, obtrusive and loaded question from the press, she can just scream "Anal, anyone?" and smile.
2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (37)   2018 Mar 14, 8:32pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
The sound of the microphone gurgling as she shoves it in and out of her tweetie would be a nice ice breaker for the press conferences.


Just leave it in and have her ask for volunteers to slurp concerti on her tweetee.
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (37)   2018 Mar 15, 9:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If Stormy can produce cunt fart sounds with her tweetee at Press Conferences, she'll be twice as informative as Sanders

America deserves Stormy
4   HEYYOU   ignore (25)   2018 Mar 15, 11:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Oink! Oink!" said the deceiver.
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (37)   2018 Mar 15, 11:22pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Splooj Splooj ooo aaaah, said the spoxhottie!
6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Mar 15, 11:32pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Apparently, Stormy has quite the tweetie vocoder talent, and can fart out a pretty convincing Darth Vader.

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