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Cowards! None of you people can handle the truth!

This is what a guy wants, not some bullshit relationship.

In real life, there's always a bitter aftertaste of bullshit relationship after sex. It's the sex hangover blues.

It used to be you didn't hire the hookers for sex, you paid them to go away and STFU afterward. Even that is no longer sacrosanct in the new pioneering age of sexual extortion and blackmail.

Ceffer says

It used to be you didn't hire the hookers for sex, you paid them to go away and STFU afterward. Even that is no longer sacrosanct in the new pioneering age of sexual extortion and blackmail.

Except that when I run for office, I'll say ... I only fuck hoes, outside of the United States of America.

And thus, all non-ex-pat American hoes are liars.

Thus, Stormy Daniels will have to say that she'd fucked Rin, on a tourist visa down in Australia.

And thus, if she got paid Down Under, she was working illegally.

Sorry, I don't pay hoes by PayPal to avoid that issue.

I approve of tit fucking.

Booger says

I approve of tit fucking.

Booger, you're all right by me!

I approve the OP
I also approve of all the other fun stuff every man desires.

HEYYOU says

I have an issue! That's not me,with her.

Now that's an issue worth having!

I prefer real boobs.

And maybe a few tears

@Patrick are these two posts not personal attacks?

I marked them as personal and magically they reappear

Sorry, minor thing to point out. Who still wears a watch when they're fully naked? That's like wearing a hat and having sex to me. Weird I suppose on my end.

Also, that looks like fun, but there's something off with her nose. Might be the angle.

errc says

Patrick are these two posts not personal attacks?

I marked them as personal and magically they reappear

@errc deleted now.

RafiMaas says

WookieMan says

Who still wears a watch when they're fully naked?

How is she to know when times up?

She probably charges by the minute, and he has to push another quarter up her ass when the time is up.