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The New Reality: You're Not "Too Fat" For Spring Break

By MisterLefty following x   2018 Mar 27, 4:28am 2,040 views   32 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


So, get packing, and pack whatever the heck you want. Wear whatever the heck you want, because it won't do anything for your experience if you wear one thing versus another. Wear what you like and what you feel confident it, and just remember - you are NOT too fat for spring break.

Love,

The "Fat" Girl You'll See On The Beach In a Bikini

https://www.theodysseyonline.com/fat-spring-break

1   RafiMaas   ignore (0)   2018 Mar 27, 6:35am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin, or so I have heard.
2   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Mar 27, 6:39am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If you're repulsed by that threesome you might be a pickle smuggler.
3   RC2006   ignore (0)   2018 Mar 27, 7:21am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
If you're repulsed by that threesome you might be a pickle smuggler.
Or you might just have low standards, no reason to settle for chubbies you know what they are evolving into.
4   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2018 Mar 27, 8:10am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
If you're repulsed by that threesome you might be a pickle smuggler.


So, you're really into the Orca trend?
5   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2018 Mar 27, 8:12am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

RC2006 says
no reason to settle for chubbies you know what they are evolving into.


The biggest test, go look at their mothers, that is what they'll turn into in the future. If momma is a whale, their offspring isn't too far behind (get the pun?).
6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Mar 27, 8:18am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The melanin enhanced one in the middle needs some good news.
7   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Mar 27, 8:43am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

RC2006 says
Or low you might just have low standards, no reason to settle for chubbies you know what they are evolving into.


Yeah I'm sure you're into the Cigar smelling thin bitch with Tatoos she got to commemorate when she was Mudsharking her way through 12th grade are more appealing to you.
8   Strategist   ignore (3)   2018 Mar 27, 8:49am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

MisterLefty says


I prefer petite women with big boobs. Not big women with petite boobs.
9   mmmarvel   ignore (0)   2018 Mar 27, 8:51am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Sniper says
The biggest test, go look at their mothers, that is what they'll turn into in the future. If momma is a whale, their offspring isn't too far behind (get the pun?).


Don't need/worry about what mama looks like when all you're doing is looking for a quick bang.
10   HEYYOU   ignore (18)   2018 Mar 27, 9:09am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Some might call that "A Fat Fuck"

Her ass is so big one can't get penetration with a 14 inch schlong.
11   HEYYOU   ignore (18)   2018 Mar 27, 9:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Anyone got an answer?
She's so fat that .....
12   Patrick   ignore (0)   2018 Mar 27, 9:46am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, it was my lucky fun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
13   justme   ignore (0)   2018 Mar 27, 9:50am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Time for some more serious commentary: I think what has happened in the last 10 years is that US women have managed to transfer the responsibility for begin thin from being a requirement for both sexes to now being a doubly-strict requirement for men only. All the prattle about "we're supposed to be curvy" and "fat acceptance" applies only to women, whereas men are judged as harshly as ever.

In fact, it is even worse than that. There is clearly a high demand among women for the new specimen that we may call Rail-Thin Pretty Beard-Boys (RTPBB) , These specimen also have to have pretty faces, although camouflaged behind a dense but short beard, so that the prettiness cannot be observed directly as obviously being higher than that of the female in the couple. So now basically women have transferred all the pressure of evolutionary fitness to the male, while maniacally trying to get away from (and succeeding in) having any standards whatsoever applied to themselves. They are all clamoring for a few effeminate pretty-boys because they "know" that all that matters is having pretty daughters, and they are looking for the men to make up for their own shortcomings in the looks department, even with respect to their own female offspring.

At the same time, there has been endless propaganda articles in the pink press (there's another new phrase) about how the human male Y chromosome contains only "junk DNA". Which of course is complete drivel, since nearly all evolution (or devolution as the case may be) happens in the Y chromosome.

This of course all happens against a backdrop of "equality" and claiming, nay, demanding, to be "equal" to men.

Obligatory joke: You ARE the fattest link! (like the TV show)
14   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2018 Mar 27, 10:27am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
MisterLefty says


I prefer petite women with big boobs. Not big women with petite boobs.


I really am not seeing the issue here.....
15   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Mar 27, 10:39am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The one on the end might be a little chubby, but you wanna know something. They aren't fat but they aren't skinny they have to work their ass off, to prove Sex Goddess supremacy to herself. Having a go at something like that, she'll shag you rotten.
16   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (0)   2018 Mar 27, 10:44am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Not so fat the string will break.
17   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Mar 27, 10:45am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

justme says
both sexes to now being a doubly-strict requirement for men only. All the prattle about "we're supposed to be curvy" and "fat acceptance" applies only to women, whereas men are judged as harshly as ever.


I thought the goal was just not to look disgusting. Women with no curves look horrible with even 10 extra pounds. Round Curvy women are good as long at they don't have Rolls around their stomach or back. There are women that have a thin waist but wide ass. I think the sad part is, the Media have every women thinking if they put on a few pounds they get that. Except those other Girls their ass is big, it's not Fat. It's like having any other large body appendage or feature.
Flat girls I like straight, tall, thin and petite. Curvy Girls I like the one in red up there. I just like some good trim. Only a Poof nitpick normal looking girls.
18   RC2006   ignore (0)   2018 Mar 27, 10:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Yeah I'm sure you're into the Cigar smelling thin bitch with Tatoos she got to commemorate when she was Mudsharking her way through 12th grade are more appealing to you.


Hey if you into that go for it I hear their mouths are like a garbage disposal with blades made of jelly. We all know fatties are the biggest mudsharks of them all, your kidding yourself and watch to much porn if you think otherwise.
19   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Mar 27, 11:08am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Cellulite Sperm Hoovers hunting for their government checks.
20   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2018 Mar 27, 11:16am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

MisterLefty says


Hey I found their fourth beachmate in a thong.


Why did they leave her behind?
21   NuttBoxer   ignore (2)   2018 Mar 27, 11:24am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I wann 'em real thick and juicy, so find that juicy double
22   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2018 Mar 27, 11:53am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
The one on the end might be a little chubby, but you wanna know something. They aren't fat but they aren't skinny they have to work their ass off, to prove Sex Goddess supremacy to herself. Having a go at something like that, she'll shag you rotten.


Hear, hear. I gotta see the front to judge. Cute Chubby Girls with big knockers are greatest.

I don't do the pear shape though, got to have a big bosom.
25   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Mar 27, 1:53pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TwoScoopsPlissken says
Hear, hear. I gotta see the front to judge. Cute Chubby Girls with big knockers are greatest.


I have to stop them from time to time to let their Tits stabilize when they go out of sync.
27   BayArea   ignore (0)   2018 Mar 27, 2:51pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Nothing worse than a guy who picks apart normal girls.

I'd say the one in red looks great.
28   MAGA   ignore (1)   2018 Mar 27, 2:54pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BayArea says
Nothing worse than a guy who picks apart normal girls.

I'd say the one in red looks great.


That would be my pick as well.
29   FortWayne   ignore (2)   2018 Mar 27, 3:41pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fat women usually end up single till end of their days. Living with lots of pets to make up for the void in their life.

No life purpose, just pets and usually feministic crap.
30   jazz_music   ignore (4)   2018 Mar 27, 5:47pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FortWayne says
No life purpose, just pets and usually feministic crap.

They live to tell others how liberals are incessantly.

A noble calling indeed.
31   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Mar 27, 6:28pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A 300-lb-test thong says it all.
If one of them snaps, it could take somebody's eye out.
32   Strategist   ignore (3)   2018 Mar 27, 7:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jvolstad says


I feel sorry for her. Having a mother who does not love you is the worst thing that can happen to a child.
See a shrink, and lose the weight.




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