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1   Automan Empire   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 3, 9:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I learned this alleged fun fact on the old Rotten dot com. Leave it to Apocalypsefuck to find a tie-in.

I love a well-hydrated squirter too; it's a shame many women aren't into this. Happiness is a warm peepee!
2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Apr 3, 10:00am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

It would have been better if Hitler had old ladies shitting on his face and punching him in the gonad but this is OK because of the Trump angle.
3   Automan Empire   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 3, 10:42am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Perhaps women would be more into the watersports if I didn't ask if they want to play Hitler and Geli. Sometimes it's all in the presentation. I'm gonna switch to something like "Trump and the high end call girls tonight, babe? MAG-G-G-G-GA! (with a wet gargle on the G)
4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Apr 3, 11:06am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Hehehe!

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