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How Stormy Daniels failed to entrap Rin

By Rin following x   2018 Apr 15, 9:40pm 720 views   0 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    

SD: Your honor, Rin fucked me several years ago.

Rin: Your honor, this is false. Since 2011, I have not fucked a woman in the United States of America. I've only legally fucked hoes in Montreal and other international locations.

SD: Ok, then he fucked me back in ... let say ... 2010?

Rin: Bullshit, I was fucking Alanis Morrisette, a fucked up bitch from Ontario, living in the Boston area during the time. She was my last official girlfriend.

SD: Je suis Quebecoise ... d'accord?

Rin: Stormy, give it a rest! That's the worst French-Canadian accent I've ever heard!
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