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As movie roles dry up, actor turns to crime


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2018 Apr 18, 5:09am   6,044 views  2 comments

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Willem Dafoe, celebrated actor of film and theater, has been apprehended as the the man Stormy Daniels, the large breasted tell-all porn star and pole dancer, alleges threatened her in 2011.

"Hey, movies like Platoon only come along so often, I'm getting older, and he promised unlimited pussy." said the actor. "And please see Roadhouse 66, part 2."

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1   Shaman   2018 Apr 18, 8:22am  

This would have never happened to Willem Dafriend.
2   FortWayne   2018 Apr 18, 8:42am  

The man has bills to pay you know... still hasn’t recovered from Obama’s economy years.

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