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My President

By TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce following x   2018 Apr 19, 5:35am 1,079 views   14 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Tapped this ass.



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1   HEYYOU   ignore (21)   2018 Apr 19, 8:35am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Do you have video?
2   Automan Empire   ignore (2)   2018 Apr 19, 8:42am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

tapped


Hey partner, I think you misspelled smashed.
3   Rin   ignore (3)   2018 Apr 19, 11:41am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This needs a song ...

4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Apr 19, 11:59am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

From the direction she's spreading into the sun, looks like a clam bake.
5   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2018 Apr 19, 12:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
From the direction she's spreading into the sun, looks like a clam bake.


Urban Dictionary: clambake
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clambake

The female corollary to the term sausagefest; a bar or club where the crowd is surprisingly almost exclusively female, especially when you are looking to meet men.


I think I missed something here. Note that a lot of stuff like this is blocked at my work, so I will have to do some more research when I get home.
6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Apr 19, 12:55pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

In my experience, in real life, clambakes are evanescent phenomena. One thing women instinctively agree on, is that sex should be sold as a demand product. I always remember at singles parties that women would always leave any environment in which there were more of them than men, until the few left were outnumbered and in demand. It seems to be an unspoken but unbroken law of nature that they automatically do this amongst themselves.

Hugh Hefner told his bunnies, that at all of his parties, the women HAD to stay, they could not leave on penalty, and there was an enforced 2 to 1 female to male ratio at all of his parties, basically forcing the women to compete with each other over the celebrities. He made sure his parties were all clambakes, which is why they were so valued by the men.
7   PrivilegedtobeWhite   ignore (1)   2018 Apr 19, 1:45pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I’m proud that our President got such hot tail. People act like it’s a bad thing, but it commands more respect especially from international leaders. Obama was such a cuck.
8   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2018 Apr 19, 2:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Used to be people were proud of their president's achievements, smarts, integrity, dignity, etc...
9   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Apr 19, 2:51pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent says
Used to be people were proud of their president's achievements, smarts, integrity, dignity, etc...


Hot women tend to go for those guys.
10   d6rB   ignore (1)   2018 Apr 19, 2:51pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent says
Used to be people were proud of their president's achievements, smarts, integrity, dignity, etc...

You are so old-fashioned...
11   Booger   ignore (1)   2018 Apr 19, 2:57pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Democrats prefer to just get BJ's from fat interns instead.
12   KgK one   ignore (0)   2018 Apr 19, 4:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

who is that ? doesn't look like stormy daniel. Trump used to host miss USA pagent, he got lot of prime pussy. Not sure what libs are complaining about, they encourage free spirited women, so someone is obviously going to tap them.
13   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Apr 19, 6:15pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You know a man is a true Sultan of Slit when at least two women are doing lawsuits in order to acquire permission to brag to the world about being banged by him.
14   Automan Empire   ignore (2)   2018 Apr 20, 9:43am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

KgK one says
who is that ? doesn't look like stormy daniel.


That's not Stormy Daniels, it's Sandy Kotex.




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