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Harry & Megman - A Royal Scam

By MisterLefty following x   2018 May 7, 3:46am 1,067 views   10 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Chronicling the courtship and love story between a beloved prince and his new fiancée, the film will examine the history of Prince Harry (Neil Patrick Harris) and Megman Markle (Conchita Wurst) from the moment they met on TransDate, through their initial courtship when they were able to keep their "romance" under wraps, and ultimately the intense global media attention surrounding their relationship and Megman’s life as a divorced Austrian drag queen.

https://www.mylifetime.com/movies/harry-and-meghan-a-royal-romance

1   LeonDurham   ignore (0)   2018 May 7, 5:06am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

I think you're confused. The drag queen is in the White House, not England.
2   CBOEtrader   ignore (2)   2018 May 7, 5:22am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Correction: Michelle is no longer in the white house.
3   LeonDurham   ignore (0)   2018 May 7, 5:36am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Yes, but Caitlyn's doppelganger is.
4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2018 May 7, 5:44am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Does Megman have a dick like Michelle?
5   DASKAA   ignore (3)   2018 May 7, 8:30am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

LeonDurham says
I think you're confused. The drag queen is in the White House, not England.


No, she's not in WH because she has lost the election.
6   DASKAA   ignore (3)   2018 May 7, 8:31am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Does Megman have a dick like Michelle?


Bigger.
7   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 7, 10:39am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Before the honeymoon, she'll dead lift him over the threshold of their drafty, cobwebbed old castle surrounded by oils of moldy ancestors. In the movie, he wears a ballerina dress and pirouettes about flaring his nether regions and begging for a knobby strap on.

Aristocrats are pervs to a man.
8   just_dregalicious   ignore (0)   2018 May 7, 9:07pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

When I learned about Megan I sent a text message to a British bloke I used to work with asking him to warn Harry that he was making a mistake. He replied in the affirmative: I'll pass the word along.

Harry should have listened. They'll be on Jerry Springer or Dr. Phil in under 5 years. Harry won't know what hit him.
9   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 May 7, 9:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Does Megman have a dick like Michelle?


She can borrow mine.
10   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 7, 11:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She undoubtedly will secure her future by getting preggers tut suite. Word is she has been banking his sperm from all her blow jobs, and will start marketing it to the highest bidder. If he sues for divorce, she's giving the first sample for free to Stormy Daniels.

Of course, if you printed the pre-nup, it would probably weigh more than both of them combined.




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