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What does Irn bru taste like?

By MisterLefty following x   2018 May 10, 4:56pm 248 views   2 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


I've been drinking irn bru for most of my life but if someone asked me to describe it I wouldn't know what to say. I just don't know what it tastes like it's like water to me I'm so used to it Idk what it tastes of.

-It tastes of unicorn blood, thistle juice, and the sweet, sweet tears of the English women mourning their dead at Stirling Bridge.
Edit to add: With a dash of Rabbie Burns' jism.

-Tastes like a stroke with a dash of diabetes

-Now see, you're doing it wrong. Go out and get as drunk as fuck. The most drunk you've ever been and do some really stupid shit.
The next morning, when your mouth tastes like a junkies carpet and you've got the worst hang over of your life, that's when you drink it.
A cold can of irn bru will cure the hangover. Nothing tastes better than irn bru tinged with the regret over stupid shit you did while drunk.

-Imagine drinking past its sell by date 'Sunny D' and then immediately brushing your teeth with Hammer & Tong baking soda toothpaste. That's the flavor.

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1   HEYYOU   ignore (17)   2018 May 10, 7:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Thank You! I'll just have water.
2   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 10, 7:39pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Tastes like a Scotsman's jock strap. Wait, they don't wear jock straps.




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