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Tactics for dealing with leftist haters


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2018 May 13, 11:48am   5,284 views  21 comments

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* Remain amused above all else. First of all, any show of anger in response to leftist hate is an admission of insecurity. You have no need to feel insecure about telling the truth. Secondly, amusement enrages haters even more, and a fair number are likely to die of strokes when they see they are just not getting under your skin. This removes them from the voter rolls.

* Since their one and only tactic is to misrepresent your arguments and then shame you for being their misrepresented caricature, just agree with them and amplify their misrepresentation. If they call you a Nazi, say "No, I'm Hitler!" and if they call you Hitler, say "No, I'm Satan!" Your goal is to make their accusations look ridiculous to themselves and everyone else.

* Give them news they badly want to hear... and then correct yourself. Eg: "Did you hear about the Christian suicide bombers today? Killed 40 random innocent people in London, proving that Christians are just as bad... just kidding, it was Muslims again, lol!"

* Remember that they are suffering from the stress of cognitive dissonance. Their most deeply held beliefs directly contradict each other and contradict reality. They claim there are no races, but are absolutely obsessed with racism, for example. So make even more confused arguments agreeing with them to show how self-contradictory they are. "There are no races, but we need to stop anti imaginary race racism by blocking white people from getting jobs, which is not racism because all white people are racist!"

Just enjoy it and be fundamentally friendly. You might make a few converts.

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1   Ceffer   2018 May 13, 11:56am  

Just yell "No More Free Shit" at them and they will dissolve like vampires in the dawning sun, snarling at you like you are garlanded with garlic and crucifixes.
2   justme   2018 May 13, 1:00pm  

>>Since their one and only tactic is to misrepresent your arguments and then shame you for being their misrepresented caricature,

Amazing how all them dar lefties are all the same, and how they are the only political category using such despicable arguments. Goes to show what a bunch of subhuman slime they are, does it not?
3   Onvacation   2018 May 13, 1:31pm  

Treat everyone as you would like to be treated.

In (my part of) California it's safest to just smile and nod your head when someone starts spouting sjw nonsense. Doing otherwise can jeopardize familiar harmony and job security.
4   Patrick   2018 May 13, 1:31pm  

justme says
Amazing how all them dar lefties are all the same, and how they are the only political category using such despicable arguments. Goes to show what a bunch of subhuman slime they are, does it not?


I think you're misrepresenting my argument and trying to shame me for it, lol.
5   marcus   2018 May 13, 1:37pm  

MY favorite:

someone else says
* Remember that they are suffering from the stress of cognitive dissonance. Their most deeply held beliefs directly contradict each other and contradict reality. They claim there are no races, but are absolutely obsessed with racism, for example. So make even more confused arguments agreeing with them to show how self-contradictory they are. "There are no races, but we need to stop anti imaginary race racism by stopping white people from getting jobs, which is not racism because all white people are racist!"


Which followed shortly after this great insight:

someone else says
* Since their one and only tactic is to misrepresent your arguments and then shame you for being their misrepresented caricature,



someone else says
Remain amused above all else


Not to worry, I'm more than a little amused by the juxtaposition of your suggestions.
6   mell   2018 May 13, 1:46pm  

justme says
>>Since their one and only tactic is to misrepresent your arguments and then shame you for being their misrepresented caricature,

Amazing how all them dar lefties are all the same, and how they are the only political category using such despicable arguments. Goes to show what a bunch of subhuman slime they are, does it not?


They're not but they let their worst yell the loudest. They need to take responsibility and kick the sjws out loudly so they can be taken seriously again.
8   HowdyThere   2018 Jun 17, 6:51pm  

The tactic for dealing with the leftist haters are the same for dealing with the rightist haters. Since both are fed memes which they embrace with fervent belief, the only answer is to misrepresent what other side said and create a caricature of the typical leftist/rightist individual.

Here's the indisputable facts. Every individual on the left wants the muslim hordes and gay people to rule the world. Every individual on the right wants to burn non whites on crosses and force rape victims to raise their bastards to be bankers.
9   NDrLoR   2018 Jun 17, 6:57pm  

HowdyThere says
Every individual on the right wants to burn non whites on crosses and force rape victims to raise their bastards to be bankers.
Sounds like a plan.
10   epitaph   2018 Jun 17, 8:24pm  

Just label every liberal a commie and every conservative a nazi. Only then you can have productive exchange of ideas.
11   MisdemeanorRebel   2018 Jun 17, 9:14pm  

HowdyThere says
individual on the left wants the muslim hordes and gay people to rule the world



You forgot decriminalize pedos and that everybody who crosses an intl boder should get instant citizenship. Also, punish heterosexual intercourse because it's problematic and always raep
12   MisdemeanorRebel   2018 Jun 17, 9:17pm  

I don't give a crap anymore about tone
I'm now witnessing ppl who lied to Congress about gathering every single last electronic convo of citizens and datamining it now get all upset about separate holding facilities for children to protect them from abusers that was the same policy as the administration they worked in.

Apparently it's Nazi to keep children apostate from adults in a holding facility, especially when you don't know the relationship for sure and it could be human smuggling, but it's not Nazi to spy on the entire populace
15   zzyzzx   2018 Jun 18, 7:50am  

lostand confused says
Just another day at the gym for a liberal.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/16/video-shows-woman-flying-into-fit-rage-at-michigan-gym.html


I knew that she was fat even before I clicked on the link.
16   MisdemeanorRebel   2018 Jun 18, 3:35pm  

Aphroman says
What kind of jihadists would even attempt to criticize anything everything Chumpligula does? LOSERS!


Orange Douche! Separating Children from Parents !!!

Lying to Congress about spying on everybody and remaining in your job is Freedom! As is wide open borders! Reject the Rule of Law so i can virtue signal!!
17   lostand confused   2018 Jun 18, 7:17pm  

Tell her she is wise and beautiful inside and outside?www.youtube.com/embed/Y69tkCbeC5o
18   Patrick   2018 Jun 18, 7:37pm  

Aphroman says
Coming up on 18 months in office, has there been any valid criticism of him so far, or is he still batting 1.000?


Sure, he's kind of an asshole. That's a valid criticism.

But he has actually accomplished great things for the economy and national security.

Coming up on 18 months in office, has he received even the slightest credit from the left and their media for these accomplishments, or is he batting 0.000 somehow?
19   Bd6r   2018 Jun 30, 3:43pm  

jazz_music says
a man lies to you multiple times per day

That would be nearly any career politician.
20   Y   2018 Jun 30, 7:04pm  

do the libbies take paypal?

jazz_music says
There must be costs paid.

This:
21   MrMagic   2018 Jul 1, 10:19am  

jazz_music says
No, none compare to the profligate lies told by Trump. You cannot back your implication.


I can!

Short memory??

Obama, His Greatest Lies.

1. I will have the most transparent administration.
2. I have Shovel-Ready jobs.
3. The IRS is not targeting anyone.
4. There is not a smidgen of corruption involving the IRS targeting.
5. If four Americans get killed, it is not optimal.
6. So, if somebody wants to build a coal plant, they can, it’s just that it will bankrupt them.
7. Under my plan of a cap and trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket.
8. Obamacare will be good for America.
9. You can keep your family doctor.
10. You’re going to be able to purchase high-quality health insurance for less than the cost of your cellphone bill.
11. Healthcare insurance premiums will be lowered by $2500.
12. You can keep your current healthcare plan.
13. Just shop around, for that healthcare I claimed you wouldn't lose.
14. I am sorry you lost your healthcare, (you know the health care you have to shop around for, the same healthcare I said you could keep, yup, that's the one).
15. I did not say you could keep your healthcare. (Regardless that 29 recorded videos show I did).
16. Obamacare will not be offered to illegal immigrants.
17. Obamacare will not be used to fund abortions.
18. Obamacare will cost less than 1 Trillion Dollars.
19. No one making under $250,000 will see their taxes raised one dime.
20. It is Bushes fault. (This can be inserted in between every statement).
21. It was about a movie.
22. I will fundamentally transform America. (This one sadly is very true.)
23. If I had a son.
24. I am not a dictator.
25. I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
26. You didn't build that.
27. I will restore trust in Government.
28. The Cambridge police acted stupidly.
29. I am not after your guns.
30. The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. The BHO of (2006).
31. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics.
32. "If I don't have this done in three years, this is going to be a one-term proposition."
33. I do think at a certain point you've made enough money.
34. I think when you spread the wealth around; it's good for everybody.
35. The Public Will Have 5 Days To Look At Every Bill That Lands On My Desk.
36. It's not my red line it is the worlds red line.
37. Whistle blowers will be protected.
38. We got back Every Dime we used to Rescue the Banks, with interest.
39. I am good at killing people.
40. I will close Gitmo. (But, instead, built them a $750,000 soccer field.)
41. The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't, but she is a typical white person.
42. I am not spying on American citizens.
43. By, on, on, by, Friday uh afternoon things get a little uh, uh challenged uh, uh (when his TelePrompTer broke and he was left to think for himself).
44. I am a Christian.
45. If somebody wants to build a coal-fired power plant, they can. It’s just that it will bankrupt them.
46. Under my plan electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket. It will force America to conserve power.
47. John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith.
48. It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy.
49. UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems. (Attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare.)
50. The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.
51. You didn’t build that.
52. Obama says burning building in Baltimore riots looped on television over and over and over again.
53. No nuke deal unless inspectors have 24/7 access to Iran’s entire nuclear facilities.
54. I’m not a king, I can’t just ignore immigration laws.
55. We shouldn’t Mandate the purchase of health care.
56. The health care bill will not increase the deficit by one dime.
57. If you like the health care plan you have you can keep it. No matter what.
58. If You Like Your Doctor, You Can Keep Your Doctor. Period.
59. Obamacare will cost less than your monthly cell phone bill.
60. Obamacare will save your family $2,500 a year in premiums.
61. I'm gonna slash those VA wait times & backlogs.
62. I vow to start working with congress.
63. No one in the White House was aware of this until we saw it on the news.
64. The border is secure.
65. I will not allow Iran to have nuclear weapons.
66. Fence between US and Mexico is “Practically Complete”.
67. Benghazi violence was caused by an Internet video & demonstrations.
68. Sequestration will cost a million jobs (CBO claims one (1) job was lost).
69. I didn’t set a red line.
70. I am not somebody who promotes same-sex marriage.
71. The War on Terror is over.
72. The sequester is not something that I’ve proposed. It is something that Congress has proposed.
73. We don’t have a domestic spying program.
74. We got back every dime we used to rescue the financial system.
75. We only changed one word in the Benghazi talking points.
76. The IRS scandal was just 2 rogue agents in Cincinnati.
77. My budget will cut the deficit by $4 trillion over 10 years.
78. I will walk on that picket line with you, if workers are denied the right to bargain.
79. I’ve done more for Israel’s security than any President ever.
80. Under our plan, no federal dollars will be used to fund abortions.
81. Obama Care Fee is not a new tax.
82. We have run out of places in the US to drill for oil.
83. The Health Care Package will pay for itself.
84. Islam is the religion of peace.
85. Christians need to get off their high horse.
86. This was not a terrorist attack, It was workplace violence.
87. Before we jump to conclusions, we must complete a full investigation and gather the facts after an Islamic terrorist attack.
88. After every officer shooting of a black person before any facts are gathered, racism is alive and well.
89. ISIS is the JV team.

And, the biggest lie of all:
"I, Barack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."

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