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Cream filling was a little off

By MisterLefty following x   2018 May 14, 5:42pm 555 views   5 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    

Four students are charged for tainting cupcakes with BODILY FLUIDS before serving the questionable treats to classmates at an upscale high school

Police said for people were arrested and charged for serving tainted cupcakes

The unnamed students were charged with fourth-degree sexual assault and second-degree breach of peace

The nauseating treats were handed out to students last June at Gilbert School in Winchester, Connecticut

Two males and two females turned themselves in after finding out warrants were out for their arrests

One picture of a cupcake shows yellow frosting and the number 17 written on top

No students were reported to be sick from the food, but several cried afterward


1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 14, 6:19pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Tainted Cupcakes" Is that a pun?
2   HEYYOU   ignore (21)   2018 May 14, 6:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

More hand removal time.
3   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 14, 8:27pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Snowflakes defiling Cupcakes. Is there no honor amongst deconstructed memes?
4   CBOEtrader   ignore (2)   2018 May 14, 9:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'd choke the F outta them
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2018 May 15, 1:38am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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