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Trump Orders Replica Nobel Peace Prize to Display on His Desk

By Feux Follets following x   2018 May 17, 3:17am 217 views   10 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Donald J. Trump has ordered a replica of the Nobel Peace Prize and is displaying it prominently on his desk in the Oval Office, the White House confirmed on Wednesday.

The replica of the Nobel medallion is mounted on what the White House described as a “tasteful black-velvet background” with an engraved plaque reading, “Donald J. Trump, 2018 Winner.”

At the daily White House briefing, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said that Trump “took the initiative” to award himself the Peace Prize rather than “waiting around” for the Nobel committee, in Oslo, to bestow it on him.

“What with his successes in Syria, Iran, North Korea, and whatnot, the President already knows he’s a lock for the Nobel,” she said. “It’s just a formality at this point."

The fake Nobel was first spotted by Henry Klugian, a student who was on a White House tour with his seventh-grade class from Bethesda, Maryland.

“I thought it was kind of weird that he’d have something like that made up for himself, but whatever,” he said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-orders-replica-nobel-peace-prize-to-display-on-his-desk

#PeacePrize #Trump


2   Tenpoundbass   ignore (10)   2018 May 18, 8:37am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The Nobel Peace prize is obsolete and defunct.

Give Trump the prize future winners wont want it.
Offer Trump the prize Trump turns it down, future winners wont want it.
Don't offer Trump the prize, future winners will feel stupid accepting a prize Trump deserved but wasn't offered.

Their woes started when they had to chase Bob Dylan down for a year to get him to accept it.
Trump is just a bigger sore spot blight on the Nobel peace committee than Bob Dylan was.

They should have never gave it to Obama and the only way for them to save face at this point would be to rescind the prize from Obama.

Trump still wouldn't accept it, but it would repair some of the damage the Nobel committee did to themselves.
3   marcus   ignore (1)   2018 May 18, 8:43am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The fantasy life of Trump cucks. Amazing stuff.
4   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   ignore (2)   2018 May 18, 9:09am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If people don't bestow the appropriate respect and honor that the Donald deserves, he will just pretend that they have. Fake Nobel prizes, fake Time magazine cover, whatever. And people believe this guy when he calls other people fake. Pretty funny stuff.
NO COLUSION!!!!!!!!!! FAKE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
keep repeating it Donnie. They will all believe you eventually.
5   Hassan_Rouhani   ignore (2)   2018 May 18, 9:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Interesting. I might order one for myself. Anybody has a link to the vendor?
6   Tenpoundbass   ignore (10)   2018 May 18, 9:29am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Hassan_Rouhani says
Anybody has a link to the vendor?

Before the writing of this article they didn't exist. It is a humor piece, not fake news but satire. It's lost on some.
I'm sure there will demand for them now.
7   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 May 18, 9:36am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Feux Follets says



If you end up killing 10,000 to save 10 million, did you kill 10,000 or did you save 10 million?
The one who saves 10 million deserves the Peace Prize.
8   Hassan_Rouhani   ignore (2)   2018 May 18, 9:41am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        


Arafat did exactly that.
9   komputodo   ignore (0)   2018 May 18, 9:51am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Strategist says
If you end up killing 10,000 to save 10 million, did you kill 10,000 or did you save 10 million?


ummmm......both?
10   NuttBoxer   ignore (2)   2018 May 18, 11:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Feux Follets says
Trump Orders Replica Nobel Peace Prize to Display on His Desk


That's funny.




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