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Miss America Scraps Swimsuit Competition

By joshuatrio following x   2018 Jun 5, 7:36am 1,021 views   22 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


"Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition and will no longer judge contestants based on physical appearance, the organization announced Tuesday.

"We are no longer a pageant," Gretchen Carlson, the first former Miss America to be named chair of the Board of Trustees of the Miss America Organization, said on "GMA." "We are a competition.""

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/miss-america-scrapping-swimsuit-competition-longer-judge-based/story?id=55638426

Hilarious.

1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Jun 5, 7:56am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Let them parade in the nude and perform exotic dances.

Judges can score them on the tumescence they inspire.

One for flaccid. Ten for face-ripping rwreltnies that provoke a rip snorter so turgid that it stretches all the skin on your face and arms and legs paralyzing the viewer so that all they can do is grunt 'rwreltny' helplessly
2   FortWayne   ignore (2)   2018 Jun 5, 8:25am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What are they going to be judged on?

No one watches that show for "talent", it's all looks.
3   Goran_K   ignore (1)   2018 Jun 5, 8:26am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Who wants to bet ratings plummet for the next pageant?
4   MAGA   ignore (1)   2018 Jun 5, 8:29am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Oh boy, a contest of SJW's. I can always watch porn on the Internet.

Maybe we can get AF to pose for the blog. 😵
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Jun 5, 8:36am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TWEETEE!

AMERICA! WANT! TWEETEE!
6   MisterLefty   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 5, 9:16am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Winning!

7   DASKAA   ignore (3)   2018 Jun 5, 9:18am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What's next - burkas?
8   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jun 5, 9:20am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

No shaving any more! Massive tufts of pelt sticking out of their bikinis and unibrows!

Make it natural, not covered! Immense Hirsute Lesbians in biker tights and boy scout shorts!
9   MisterLefty   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 5, 9:25am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Waiting for the name change.

Mx America.

10   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jun 5, 9:27am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Does this mean the judges aren't getting laid any more?
11   Malcolm   ignore (1)   2018 Jun 5, 9:32am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Does this mean there is even an event worth watching?

Think about it, a full hour of women sharing their opinions of the world. It is pretty much just going to be watched by women now.
12   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jun 5, 9:59am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

No more "I want World Peace, and a Rich Guy's Egregious Mansion!" It's gonna be "Geld the Chauvinists and Lick Twat, We Don't Need You Any More!"

The closing credits will be their kneeling, raised fat asses in a circle around a feeding bin of chocolate ice cream and banana splits, their crazed eyes glowing as they raise their ice cream dripping faces from the frenzy!
13   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2018 Jun 5, 11:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

With so much free porn available on the internet, why would anyone still watch Miss America?
14   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jun 5, 11:59am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is a knobby strap on event being added to take up the dead air time?
15   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Jun 5, 12:17pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Can't wait for a rich guy to come out with the "The Most Beautiful Woman in the World" pageant, and that will be that.
Miss. Universe will just be a SJW pageant where Trannies parade around in Mama Chiquita Dress and a basket of fruit on their heads while Horney old EU Socialists grope them up and call them Miss Universe and crown them with a Tiara.
16   Quigley   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 5, 12:34pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Malcolm says
Think about it, a full hour of women sharing their opinions of the world. It is pretty much just going to be watched by women now.


Naw, even women don’t want to see that.
17   Rin   ignore (3)   2018 Jun 5, 12:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FortWayne says
No one watches that show for "talent", it's all looks.


Many decades ago, there was an American woman who did have both the looks and vocal talents ...



Today, most women are trash.
18   Booger   ignore (1)   2018 Jun 5, 2:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Miss. Universe will just be a SJW pageant where Trannies parade around in Mama Chiquita Dress and a basket of fruit on their heads
.

That already exists:
http://missdamerica.org
19   RC2006   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 5, 2:12pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What's the point if its not about looks, sounds like a tranny bull dyke fest.
20   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 5, 4:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Didn't Playboy also go nude-less?
21   Patrick   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 5, 5:48pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Attempts to repeal human biology by law or by contest policy are all doomed to fail.

But the attempts will cause immense suffering on their way to failure.

Pornhub at least remains very honest about what men want. They have to be, since men simply will not watch ugly women having sex.
22   RC2006   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 5, 6:50pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That makes me wonder Patrick what happens if I put ugly women into search bar.....

Lol it's still hot chicks. Figure there might be an ugly fetish not on there.




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