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1   Quigley   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 7, 1:39pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Montezuma’s Revenge just cost this tart her freedom!
Amazing what chicks will do for a free vacation...
2   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Jun 7, 6:19pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Too bad it was not pot, then we could make jokes about "good shit."
3   Tenpoundbass   ignore (13)   2018 Jun 7, 7:34pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I wonder how many people shit their pants at the airport leaving those countries. I remember the first time I went to Peru for a month vacation. Nausea, Diarrhea and Gut cramps were a constant companion for the first two weeks. We all pretty much hung close to MIL's house and didn't go anywhere much, until our third week there. Now I can go there and not get sick at all.
4   Quigley   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 7, 8:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I’ve noticed that new places have new and exciting biology to which your gut must make acquaintance. That process involves a lot of diarrhea. Basically, it’s just different single celled organisms, especially in places where the water isn’t sterilized. Once you get used to it, you’re fine.
5   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jun 7, 10:31pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She was just shitting cocaine because she wanted a better life.

Hey, the line works for Muslim Rapefugees!
6   Tenpoundbass   ignore (13)   2018 Jun 8, 5:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Quigley says
Basically, it’s just different single celled organisms, especially in places where the water isn’t sterilized. Once you get used to it, you’re fine.

Yes when we lived in the Carolinas growing up, we would get a mild stomach bug when we would drink from different well systems you never drank out of before.
7   Hugolas_Madurez   ignore (5)   2018 Jun 8, 10:42am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
She was just shitting cocaine because she wanted a better life.

Hey, the line works for Muslim Rapefugees!


Should work for everything.
8   casandra   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 8, 10:57am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She gets the "Hall Pass" reward for that one!
10   P N Dr Lo R   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 8, 3:14pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Drug Mule
She wasn't the first and won't be the last. This guy had a brilliant career, but apparently it wasn't enough. Ironic he was a legal scholar:

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2001-04-21/news/0104210170_1_balloons-divorce-documents-international-law
11   HEYYOU   ignore (25)   2018 Jun 8, 4:42pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The GOP will be handing out Killer Weed when you arrive at the airport from where ever you've been.
Republicans will devastate the global drug trade,wait till they legalize coke,crank, meth,heroine.
Rep/Cons ganga is the gateway drug to addict the whole planet.
13   anonymous   ignore (null)   2018 Jun 8, 10:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I went through security once and the scanner radiation made me shit my pants. It was explosive diarrhea and exceptionally noisy, which forced them to pat me down.


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