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FLAME! THROWERS! FOR! FOGIES!: A New Trump Program to Thin the Ranks of DISEASED! INVADER! Families Looking for Free Health Care!

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2018 Jun 20, 5:50pm 336 views   4 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    

HEAD! SHOTS! FOR! TOTS! took care of little ASSHOLES! looking to learn how to rape and kill from their criminally insane parents and co-conspirators.

Typically, these multi-generational invasion units come with TOTS!, parents and grandparents to soak up as much benefit largesse from AMERICA! as possible.

What could be more appropriate and dissuasive than film clips of ICE agents wielding flame throwers and igniting the grands and leaving the FOGIES! IN! FLAMES! ?
1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Jun 20, 5:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Or stuffing them in wheelchairs, igniting them and then rolling them down hill into busy intersections, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.
2   FortWayne   ignore (2)   2018 Jun 20, 5:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New pbs special.
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Jun 20, 6:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

New Reality TV show - with online betting on odds that the flaming fogies will hit a car.

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