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Legit Guide to TrumpSpeak

By marcus following x   2018 Jun 21, 10:57am 1,268 views   17 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


What are some others ?

1   HEYYOU   ignore (21)   2018 Jun 21, 11:08am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Grab their pussies! (Grab their pussies while married to stupid bitches.)
2   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Jun 21, 12:17pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

My Favorite "Alright get 'em outta here! Was that guy or a girl, can't tell?"

Trump trying not to assume a Liberal agitator's sexual identity.
3   MisterLefty   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 22, 3:54am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Lock her up!"
4   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2018 Jun 22, 8:29am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Feux Follets says
Iran Business Ties


These were made in Iran?

5   someone else   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 22, 8:35am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Feux Follets says
Absolutely no mention however of The Iran Business Ties Trump Didn’t Disclose


File under "Russia".
6   jazz_music   ignore (6)   2018 Jun 23, 9:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I want to live to see Trump fall hard and cry bitter tears.

I want to see the theft of the commonwealth transferred to his family removed and all of them publicly shamed in a way they cannot dismiss.

Mueller is our best shot.

Go Mueller.

Get them all.

Lock the motherfuckers up.

All of them.
7   komputodo   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 24, 9:52am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jazz_music says
I want to live to see Trump fall hard and cry bitter tears.

Personally, I'd recommend that you forget Trump and get on with your life. You'd be happier.
8   MisterLefty   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 24, 10:09am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She has no STA-MI-NA!
9   Onvacation   ignore (4)   2018 Jun 24, 12:03pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jazz_music says
I want to live to see Trump fall hard and cry bitter tears.

We all gonna die.
jazz_music says
Mueller is our best shot.

Go Mueller.

Get them all.

Trump derangement syndrome still infects a significant portion of our population. They want to impeach a former billionaire playboy for admitting that woman let him grab their pussy and who then colluded with Russians to launch a gorilla facebook marketing campaign to sway the election away from the righteous heir and first woman to the throne of United States president.
10   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2018 Aug 2, 8:19am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I always thought jazz music chilled people out...

jazz_music says
I want to live to see Trump fall hard and cry bitter tears.

I want to see the theft of the commonwealth transferred to his family removed and all of them publicly shamed in a way they cannot dismiss.

Mueller is our best shot.

Go Mueller.

Get them all.

Lock the motherfuckers up.

All of them.
11   Quigley   ignore (0)   2018 Aug 2, 8:27am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jazz_music says
Mueller is our best shot.


Sad.
Hope you’ve stocked up on Kleenex.
This situation isn’t going to go your way.
Ever.
Lean into it.
12   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2018 Aug 2, 8:29am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Just another thread full of:

13   clambo   ignore (4)   2018 Aug 3, 5:13am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Wake up and smell the "co fe fe"
14   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2018 Aug 3, 5:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The end is going to be pretty boring.

They got Manafort dead to rights like a lot of other gangsters - on felony tax evasion.

Prosecutors will show Manafort the copy of Brides magazine and offer him a sentencing deal in trade for information on the Trump organizations work with Russian mob and intelligence agents and proxies, all shit Mueller has known about for a long long time.

Trump cuts a deal with Mueller about him facing charges of violating alien agent registration laws or treason and choses the former.

Trump enters plea of guilty and resigns.
15   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2018 Aug 3, 5:56am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

With pence taking the reins, the boring part is just beginning...

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
The end is going to be pretty boring.
16   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Aug 3, 6:13am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Were going to fuck those Commies in the Ass Bigly.
We're going to win so hard their Commie Granddads feels it.
Those Liberals are Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosers don't give them the time of day.
17   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2018 Aug 3, 6:57am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BlueSardine says
With pence taking the reins, the boring part is just beginning...


Pense is Manafort's boy. No idea how Mueller will play him.




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