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The Gift of Girth

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2018 Jul 13, 9:24am 360 views   10 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Apparently, I have contacts on the WH SS detail now, even after Obama era retirements.

Do I dare ask for an introduction to the most underexploited pussy in America?

AF knows she needs simple gifts..
1   Patrick   ignore (0)   2018 Jul 13, 9:37am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Do I dare ask for an introduction to the most underexploited pussy in America?


Can't quite follow. Who?
3   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jul 13, 11:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Banter about head shots over mad coitus would be a peak experience.
4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 16, 7:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Patrick says
Can't quite follow. Who?


Our own Melanoma.
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 16, 7:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Ceffer says
Banter about head shots over mad coitus would be a peak experience.


I know she'd be into it, if only she had the chance.
6   Patrick   ignore (0)   2018 Jul 16, 9:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I have to say she is still pretty hot.
7   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jul 16, 11:10pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Make sure the Cuban gardener who boinks her in the stairwell while the SS makes bets doesn't get jealous and attack with garden shears.
8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 17, 8:27am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Ceffer says
Make sure the Cuban gardener who boinks her in the stairwell while the SS makes bets doesn't get jealous and attack with garden shears.


He's cool. SS cleared him a long time ago.
9   Aphroman   ignore (7)   2018 Jul 17, 8:29am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Ceffer says
Make sure the Cuban gardener who boinks her in the stairwell while the SS makes bets doesn't get jealous and attack with garden shears.


He's cool. SS cleared him a long time ago.


That’s what she said
10   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2018 Jul 17, 11:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Aphroman says

That’s what she said


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