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All I ever wanted was a young lesbian Hillary Clinton to have threesomes with, not some rotten political frontrunner

By Rin following x   2018 Jul 18, 3:46pm 526 views   4 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Rin says
Ok, as you know, I'd been to Australia, banging an escort who looks like a young Hillary Clinton with knockers ...


and we had a menage-a-trios with a Beyonce doppelganger, who tried to steal the Democratic nomination.

Now, we're having trouble with someone who can act like Sarah Palin.

Hilly proposed an alternative ... how about Jennifer Lawrence?

1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jul 18, 4:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

So that's where IHLlary hid those e-mails!
2   Automan Empire   ignore (2)   2018 Jul 18, 6:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I like her inbox!
4   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2018 Jul 18, 8:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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