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TSA Establishes Teams of Flying IHLs and TSA Fisting Rentapigs to Menace Cute People They Want to Rape

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2018 Jul 30, 6:46pm 375 views   6 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


https://apps.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/graphics/2018/07/tsa-quiet-skies/

When someone on the Quiet Skies list is selected for surveillance, a team of air marshals is placed on the person’s next flight. The team receives a file containing a photo and basic information — such as date and place of birth — about the target, according to agency documents.

The teams track citizens on domestic flights, to or from dozens of cities big and small — such as Boston and Harrisburg, Pa., Washington, D.C., and Myrtle Beach, S.C. — taking notes on whether travelers use a phone, go to the bathroom, chat with others, or change clothes, according to documents and people within the department.
1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Jul 30, 6:52pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You know what happens next.

IHL announces, "I'm FUCKING! WET!" and points at a nubile teen, "And my twat only responds to terrorist tweetee! Time for a Quiet Skies scouting mission!"

Then the TSA IHL forces the airline to seat her next to the teen and spends the entire flight trying to diddle the innocent victim and stick her tongue in the teen's ear.

"You little whore! You want to get off of this plane, you'll crawl under my seat and eat me half way to the moon!," the TSA IHL will enthuse.
2   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Jul 30, 8:03pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They scan the airport cams and have a "Most Fist-able Of The Day" contest.

They take special Vatican approved classes on ripping away teddy bears before consummation.
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Jul 30, 9:06pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

IF parent's get in the way, the TSA IHLs and Fisting Rentapigs confiscate the Teddy and torture it with cigarettes.
4   HEYYOU   ignore (18)   2018 Jul 30, 9:48pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Americans have no balls & they certainly aren't patriots.
Surrender you Freedom! One little step at a time.
5   MbS   ignore (3)   2018 Jul 30, 11:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Didjaknow Barbara Boxer has an Air Marshal license? True story.
6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Jul 31, 2:35am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hassan_Rouhani says
Didjaknow Barbara Boxer has an Air Marshal license? True story.


An insane, AMERICA!-hating IHL, it's so obvious. She lives on a diet of pussy, LSD and Karl Marx.




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