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1   curious2   ignore (0)   2018 Aug 5, 4:02pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

From the comments:

"r/subsyoualmostfellfor"

"This may be the most adorable thing I've seen in my life. And I should know, because I hate adorable things."

This might sound terrible, but I laughed when the kid's head was about to fall on the concrete floor, and he landed instead on a pillowy puppy.
2   HEYYOU   ignore (21)   2018 Aug 5, 4:29pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Viscous trained killers! Cracked me up. We can always use a little laughter.

The problem with clever mature apes, they forget how to have simple fun.

You write the joke! Here's the punchline: Democrat & Republican voters.




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