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Gong Li uses a push up bra! Sorry, I want bazonkas so please get a boob job!


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2018 Aug 8, 11:07am   2,882 views  21 comments

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Here it is ... the legendary Chinese-Singaporean actresses does not have big tits.

www.youtube.com/embed/q7I1N4ytgwY

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1   Rin   2018 Aug 8, 11:08am  

Sorry, I want TITs!






And here's one of the activities where boobs cum in handy.

2   Ceffer   2018 Aug 8, 12:19pm  

This is tit fuck fraud. They want to make you think that their cleavage is tit-fuckable. You take that push up thing off, and two limp, soggy, squishy little micro tits with vestigial nipples fall out. You at least want a chick with tits bigger than your balls.
3   Rin   2018 Aug 8, 2:45pm  

Ceffer says
You take that push up thing off, and two limp, soggy, squishy little micro tits with vestigial nipples fall out. You at least want a chick with tits bigger than your balls.


The problem is that none of this is rocket science .. it's just some plain plastic surgery to solve the issue.


4   Rin   2018 Aug 8, 5:17pm  

When it's over, it looks like this ...

5   Rin   2018 Aug 8, 5:18pm  

I'm hoping that this is beginning to make some sense.
6   mell   2018 Aug 8, 5:26pm  

Love tits. Not the ultra big ones but one to two hands full is ideal. And I have big hands. Hooray for boobies.
7   RWSGFY   2018 Aug 8, 6:41pm  

Who?
8   Rin   2018 Aug 8, 6:51pm  

DASKAA says
Who?


Don't be much a provincial Yank.

Gong Li was the most famous actress out of mainland China ... "Raise the Red Lantern", "Farewell My Concubine", "Red Sorghum", "Ju Dou", "Memoirs of a Geisha", and a slew of other movies.

In a way, she's the Chinese equivalent of Meryl Streep, Betty Davis, & Katherine Hepburn, all rolled into one person.

But yes, everyone thought that she had big boobs ever since the "Curse of the Golden Flower".

Because I'm disappointed, I want her to get a boob job to make 'em look like the Curse' but hanging out, without a pushup bra.
9   Y   2018 Aug 8, 9:14pm  

What happened?
Did you run out of money?

Rin says
Sorry, I want bazonkas so please get a boob job!
10   Automan Empire   2018 Aug 8, 9:18pm  

This thread made me remember a parody of personal classified ads in an old National Lampoon magazine.

"SWM seeks sweet, demure Asian girl, who is also a blue-eyed blonde with tits."
11   Automan Empire   2018 Aug 8, 9:20pm  

For the record, I find I am not a fan of seeing dicks and jizm on Patrick.net.
12   Rin   2018 Aug 8, 9:41pm  

BlueSardine says
What happened?
Did you run out of money?

Rin says
Sorry, I want bazonkas so please get a boob job!


I'm not paying for someone else's boob job. If she wants tits, then pay for them!


Automan Empire says

"SWM seeks sweet, demure Asian girl, who is also a blue-eyed blonde with tits."


Wrong ... brown eyes and tits do wonders! It's just about getting the right plastic surgeon.
13   Reality   2018 Aug 8, 10:03pm  

Or find a blue-eyed blonde with big tits, and is also sweet and demure. The girl being a particular race is not important to me, so long as she has C or D boobs (but not E+), is sweet and demure, and no more than 125lbs (prefer 105-110lbs when initially meeting, but will allow extra 15-20lbs when pregnant).
14   Rin   2018 Aug 8, 10:07pm  

Reality says
Or find a blue-eyed blonde with big tits, and is also sweet and demure. The girl being a particular race is not important to me, so long as she has C or D boobs (but not E+), is sweet and demure, and no more than 125lbs (prefer 105-110lbs when initially meeting, but will allow extra 15-20lbs when pregnant).


Ok, I think you're getting the point about this thread. It's about sliding the salami along those knockers, as oppose to some spiritual gobbledygook!
15   CBOEtrader   2018 Aug 8, 10:23pm  

Rin says
It's about sliding the salami along those knockers, as oppose to some spiritual gobbledygook!


Arent these the same to you?
16   Goran_K   2018 Aug 9, 6:38am  

Isn’t Gong Li like 50? I remember when I was working in asia, she was a big deal but that was decades ago.

I remember when it was announced on the news how she had married the CEO of the biggest cigarette maker in Asia or someone in that industry and I swear she was in her mid 20s.
17   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Aug 9, 8:27am  

I think we need more examples of the types of boobs she should have.
18   Rin   2018 Aug 9, 10:24am  

CBOEtrader says
Rin says
It's about sliding the salami along those knockers, as oppose to some spiritual gobbledygook!


Arent these the same to you?


Now you're quoting Rin-Wah Law. This was suppose to be a secular discussion.
19   Rin   2018 Aug 9, 2:39pm  

Goran_K says

I remember when it was announced on the news how she had married the CEO of the biggest cigarette maker in Asia or someone in that industry and I swear she was in her mid 20s.


Yes, she's practically ageless.

Let's see if she looks like Raquel Welch when she hits her 70s as Ms Welch still looks a 50-something regardless of the number of years that have come and gone.

As for east Asian cinema, I don't think there an up and coming star who's quite as well known as her.
20   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2018 Aug 9, 3:54pm  

What ever happened to your Vinyl Girlfriends?
21   Rin   2018 Sep 12, 1:20pm  

Bouncy big tits in Japan



It's not about blonde hair & blue eyes ... it's about bazonkas!

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