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2nd Amendment -- Patnet style


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2018 Aug 8, 12:33pm   2,416 views  9 comments

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A man was shot Tuesday after police said he was masturbating while riding a bicycle on a southeast Houston street, according to police.

HPD: A grandmother shoots a man who was masturbating and riding his bike in front of her home. HPD says the woman was taking out the trash, the man followed her to her house & tried to open the door. She shot through the door, hit the man in the chest/shoulder area.

https://www.click2houston.com/news/masturbating-bicyclist-shot-by-woman-after-trying-to-enter-her-se-houston-home-police-say

Edit: Twitter feed responses are hilarious:

https://twitter.com/KPRC2SophiaB/status/1027001570351898624

masturbating and riding a bike at the same time? is there a ripleys-believe-it-or-not category for that?

Should be an Olympic category - We know what his super power is. Not so sure about his judgement.

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1   Ceffer   2018 Aug 8, 12:37pm  

Thank God he wasn't texting.
2   MrMagic   2018 Aug 8, 1:46pm  

How does this:

dr6B says
said he was masturbating while riding a bicycle


Have anything to do with this:

dr6B says
the man followed her to her house & tried to open the door. She shot through the door, hit the man in the chest/shoulder area.


??????
3   Bd6r   2018 Aug 8, 2:01pm  

@MrMagic

Elementary -

he was pleasing himself while biking on street, saw grandma who was taking trash out to curb, followed her to her house, got shot on her porch (unknown if he was masturbating then).
4   MrMagic   2018 Aug 8, 2:06pm  

dr6B says
he was pleasing himself while biking on street, saw grandma who was taking trash out to curb, followed her to her house, got shot on her porch (unknown if he was masturbating then).


But that's not what the article title says, but it does make for good click bait.

One has nothing to do with the other in the context of the incident.
5   RWSGFY   2018 Aug 8, 5:42pm  

MrMagic says
dr6B says
he was pleasing himself while biking on street, saw grandma who was taking trash out to curb, followed her to her house, got shot on her porch (unknown if he was masturbating then).


But that's not what the article title says, but it does make for good click bait.

One has nothing to do with the other in the context of the incident.


They imply it was the same man.
6   FortWayne   2018 Aug 8, 5:55pm  

Did he sexually identify as a bicycle?
7   MrMagic   2018 Aug 8, 6:18pm  

DASKAA says
They imply it was the same man.


So why wasn't he charged with biking with a loaded and "cocked" weapon?
8   RWSGFY   2018 Aug 8, 6:40pm  

MrMagic says
DASKAA says
They imply it was the same man.


So why wasn't he charged with biking with a loaded and "cocked" weapon?


Prosecutorial discretion?
9   Bd6r   2018 Aug 8, 6:43pm  

MrMagic says
So why wasn't he charged with biking with a loaded and "cocked" weapon?


She shot her load before he did. Maybe 'pedalfile' learns something.

Grandma deserves a medal and appears to be a kick-ass woman:

The sign outside Granny Jean's home on Cherrydale says "Save the drama for your mamma."

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