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Ocasio-Cortez Severely Burned After Accidentally Touching Book On Basic Economics

By TrumpingTits following x   2018 Aug 8, 8:40pm 350 views   12 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Disclosure: The following is a paid info-article from the Nancy Pelosi Put This Millenial Bitch In Her Place Foundation:

NEW YORK, NY—Democratic candidate for Congress Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was in the middle of a run-of-the-mill interview—blankly staring at the interviewer for a minute straight after being asked how she’d pay for all the social programs she’s proposing—when disaster struck. She noticed a book on a table nearby and reached over to pick it up before anyone could stop her.

“Aieeee! It burns ussss!” Ocasio-Cortez screamed as her hand burst into flames from touching the book on rudimentary economic concepts. She claimed she had never seen one of those “dreadful things” before and wasn’t aware how much damage it could do.

She was immediately rushed to the hospital.

“As socialism has become increasingly popular, we’ve been seeing more and more of this,” said Doctor Pauline Hudson, who treated Ocasio-Cortez for third-degree burns. “Often it’s a severe-allergic reaction to math. Socialist policies are all well and good, but if you adopt them, you want to stay far away from even basic economic idea like supply and demand. It’s not pretty what happens when the two collide.”

Ocasio-Cortez is expected to make a full-recovery and seems undaunted by the incident, already proposing even more programs she thinks the government should pay for, like dog-walking. In the future, she says she’ll be more careful. Luckily, Ocasio-Cortez is expected to easily win her heavily Democratic district which means she’s headed for our nation’s Capitol, a place that’s traditionally been a safe space from economics and math.


https://babylonbee.com/news/ocasio-cortez-severely-burned-after-accidentally-touching-book-on-basic-economics/

1   CBOEtrader   ignore (2)   2018 Aug 8, 8:42pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

isnt she just a primary winner? why does anyone care about her?
2   HEYYOU   ignore (18)   2018 Aug 8, 8:50pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Republican & Democrat Capitalism,create money out of nothing,borrow all you want,debt's never a problem,
cover it with fiat currency.
It's worked fine up to this point.
3   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2018 Aug 8, 8:56pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

obviously she doesn't know preparation H has flammable components...

TrumpingTits says
4   TrumpingTits   ignore (0)   2018 Aug 8, 8:57pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CBOEtrader says
why does anyone care about her?


You really don't have a clue, do you?

She has been OFFICIALLY declared The Future of the Democrat Party by the DNC Chairjerk.
5   CBOEtrader   ignore (2)   2018 Aug 8, 9:26pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TrumpingTits says
You really don't have a clue, do you?


Maybe. I dont watch TV, literally dont have one in my home. I've mostly just seen her in memes and on this site. Couldnt tell you what CNN or FOX are saying on a day to day basis.
6   komputodo   ignore (0)   2018 Aug 8, 9:29pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CBOEtrader says
Maybe. I dont watch TV, literally dont have one in my home. I've mostly just seen her in memes and on this site. Couldnt tell you what CNN or FOX are saying on a day to day basis.


Smartest thing I've read for some time.
7   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2018 Aug 8, 9:41pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CBOEtrader says
isnt she just a primary winner? why does anyone care about her?


TrumpingTits says
She has been OFFICIALLY declared The Future of the Democrat Party by the DNC Chairjerk.


DNC chair: Ocasio-Cortez represents the 'future of our party'.

Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chairman Tom Perez said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez represents the “future of our party” on Tuesday.

"I have three kids. Two of them are daughters — one just graduated college, one who is in college. And they were both texting me about their excitement over Alexandria because she really — she represents the future of our party," Perez said on "The Bill Press Show."

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/395436-dnc-chair-ocasio-cortez-represents-the-future-of-our-party
8   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Aug 8, 9:54pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If she's around when the money printing press blows up, she'll really be scarred.
10   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2018 Aug 9, 6:36am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CBOEtrader says
isnt she just a primary winner? why does anyone care about her?


Because in her district, the Democrat Primary is the election?
11   Quigley   ignore (0)   2018 Aug 9, 6:40am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

zzyzzx says
Because in her district, the Democrat Primary is the election?


I guess she might not even win, since her Dem opponent refuses to drop out of the race and will run as a different party like workers or something. He’s the incumbent and will probably get lots of legacy votes from Dems who are hesitant about electing a total idiot to Congress. Which will split the Dem vote leaving a path for the Republican underdog to win with a minority.
I will laugh so hard if that happens!




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