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1   HEYYOU   ignore (17)   2018 Sep 5, 2:54pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What's worse than Reps & Dems?
Those that believe in religion.
2   P N Dr Lo R   ignore (0)   2018 Sep 5, 3:15pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HEYYOU says
Those that believe in religion.
Clearly those two didn't.
3   jvolstad   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 5, 3:22pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HEYYOU says
What's worse than Reps & Dems?
Those that believe in religion.



Or Realtor's.
4   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 5, 7:18pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

So what's their crime?
Having sex.
Having sex in a car,
Having sex as priests.
Being gay.

None of above is illegal, with the possible exception of sex in a car. If sex in a car is a crime, I would be serving a life sentence since my youth.
From the Church point of view, all of above is a moral crime, because they were priests. The need for sex is one of the strongest of human urges. Denying sex is stupidity beyond belief. Is masturbation by priests allowed?
5   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 5, 7:20pm   ↑ like (7)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is masturbation by priests allowed?

Yea, but they use an alter boy's hand.
6   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 5, 7:41pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I looked it up:
"Masturbation is a sin, and like any other sin, we are tempted by our thoughts at times to engage in that sin. Priests are people too, and have the same temptations that we do.

The key is whether or not we dwell on those thoughts and let them come to sinful fruition through our actions. While we cannot completely control what thoughts pop into our heads, we can influence our thoughts, and can certainly make a choice whethe to act on them or not."

Did Jesus ever masturbate?
7   Patrick   ignore (0)   2018 Sep 5, 7:56pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

There are rumors that Jesus and Mary Magdalene may have been more than just friends.
8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (33)   2018 Sep 5, 7:57pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She liked it from behind, usually with James leading and Jesus running relief for the win.
9   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 5, 8:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
There are rumors that Jesus and Mary Magdalene may have been more than just friends.


As Jesus was supposed to experience life as a human, he would not have been able to resist sex or masturbation. After all, God created sexual pleasure to make sure sure we procreate.
I'm sure Jesus was horny, masturbated, had sex every time he could, and so did Mary. That's how God created us.
10   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 5, 8:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
She liked it from behind, usually with James leading and Jesus running relief for the win.


And I'm sure Jesus liked to get blow jobs. Who dose'nt?
11   willywonka   ignore (0)   2018 Sep 6, 2:42am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

“....coordinator of the Office for Extern and International Priests.”

Clearly a misunderstanding of the job responsibilities.

Likely a language issue.

WHY DO YOU HATE IMMIGRANTS??!?
12   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (33)   2018 Sep 6, 2:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
And I'm sure Jesus liked to get blow jobs. Who dose'nt?


He invented Sanctifying Balm.
13   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (33)   2018 Sep 6, 2:58am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What does anyone think priests do all day?

No wives.

Occasionally, they'll say mass or give the last right or something.

They're sworn to Not Marry and have Relations With The Ladies.

It's a job description for Homos Running Wild Bum Blasting Each Other Day and Night Forever and Getting Paid For It Plus Three Squares And A Cot.
14   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2018 Sep 6, 1:54pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Relations with women: Instant Defrock
Relations with men: Counseling
Relations with children: Cover Up.
15   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 6, 3:18pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They were baptizing Herbie the Love Bug together with sacred balm.

If they hadn't started on Herbie's tail pipe, they would have never been caught.
16   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 7, 8:23am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce says
Relations with women: Instant Defrock
Relations with men: Counseling
Relations with children: Cover Up.


That is because relations with women can lead to offspring and property inheritance issues.
17   dr6B   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 7, 8:29am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce says
Relations with women: Instant Defrock
Relations with men: Counseling
Relations with children: Cover Up.

Eastern Orthodox church is much more rational in this respect. I believe lower-ranked priests can marry, and only the very top of church hierarchy has to be celibate.
18   FortWayne   ignore (2)   2018 Sep 7, 8:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Some churches, older once, only consider it moral if sex is for procreation. Priest aren’t allowed to marry. That extreme has had negative consequences.

Other more reformed Churches do not care and consider sex ok. Priest can marry now and live normal life. That’s our church btw.

None however accept same sex relationships, prostitution, child sex, etc... all terrible sins promoted by SF liberals.

Strategist says
Patrick says
There are rumors that Jesus and Mary Magdalene may have been more than just friends.


As Jesus was supposed to experience life as a human, he would not have been able to resist sex or masturbation. After all, God created sexual pleasure to make sure sure we procreate.
I'm sure Jesus was horny, masturbated, had sex every time he could, and so did Mary. That's how God created us.
19   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 7, 9:16am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FortWayne says
None however accept same sex relationships, prostitution, child sex, etc... all terrible sins promoted by SF liberals.


Muslims are OK with child sex, but not liberals.
20   FortWayne   ignore (2)   2018 Sep 7, 9:19am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Aren’t liberals legalizing pedophilia?
I saw it on the news somewhere as a “born this way” sexual orientation argument from the left.

Strategist says
FortWayne says
None however accept same sex relationships, prostitution, child sex, etc... all terrible sins promoted by SF liberals.


Muslims are OK with child sex, but not liberals.
21   Strategist   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 7, 10:09am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FortWayne says
Aren’t liberals legalizing pedophilia?


Another silly myth spread by the Church. No wonder more and more people stop going to Church.
22   FortWayne   ignore (2)   2018 Sep 7, 10:13am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That wasn’t in church, channel 4 I think.

Strategist says
FortWayne says
Aren’t liberals legalizing pedophilia?


Another silly myth spread by the Church. No wonder more and more people stop going to Church.
23   curious2   ignore (0)   2018 Sep 7, 12:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FortWayne says
None however accept same sex relationships


You're wrong about that. A long and growing list of Christian denominations do accept same sex relationships, including marriage.
24   jazz_music   ignore (4)   2018 Sep 7, 5:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

curious2 says
growing list of Christian denominations do accept same sex relationships

Liberal communist infiltration corrupting god's chosen people!!!!!!!

Satan will deal with all of them one fine day.
25   curious2   ignore (0)   2018 Sep 7, 6:02pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jazz_music says
one fine day.


Seriously, read Poe's Law.




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