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1   NDrLoR   2018 Sep 5, 3:15pm  

HEYYOU says
Those that believe in religion.
Clearly those two didn't.
2   MAGA   2018 Sep 5, 3:22pm  

HEYYOU says
What's worse than Reps & Dems?
Those that believe in religion.



Or Realtor's.
3   Strategist   2018 Sep 5, 7:18pm  

So what's their crime?
Having sex.
Having sex in a car,
Having sex as priests.
Being gay.

None of above is illegal, with the possible exception of sex in a car. If sex in a car is a crime, I would be serving a life sentence since my youth.
From the Church point of view, all of above is a moral crime, because they were priests. The need for sex is one of the strongest of human urges. Denying sex is stupidity beyond belief. Is masturbation by priests allowed?
4   HeadSet   2018 Sep 5, 7:20pm  

Is masturbation by priests allowed?

Yea, but they use an alter boy's hand.
5   Strategist   2018 Sep 5, 7:41pm  

I looked it up:
"Masturbation is a sin, and like any other sin, we are tempted by our thoughts at times to engage in that sin. Priests are people too, and have the same temptations that we do.

The key is whether or not we dwell on those thoughts and let them come to sinful fruition through our actions. While we cannot completely control what thoughts pop into our heads, we can influence our thoughts, and can certainly make a choice whethe to act on them or not."

Did Jesus ever masturbate?
6   Patrick   2018 Sep 5, 7:56pm  

There are rumors that Jesus and Mary Magdalene may have been more than just friends.
7   Strategist   2018 Sep 5, 8:26pm  

Patrick says
There are rumors that Jesus and Mary Magdalene may have been more than just friends.


As Jesus was supposed to experience life as a human, he would not have been able to resist sex or masturbation. After all, God created sexual pleasure to make sure sure we procreate.
I'm sure Jesus was horny, masturbated, had sex every time he could, and so did Mary. That's how God created us.
8   Strategist   2018 Sep 5, 8:27pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
She liked it from behind, usually with James leading and Jesus running relief for the win.


And I'm sure Jesus liked to get blow jobs. Who dose'nt?
9   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2018 Sep 6, 2:42am  

“....coordinator of the Office for Extern and International Priests.”

Clearly a misunderstanding of the job responsibilities.

Likely a language issue.

WHY DO YOU HATE IMMIGRANTS??!?
10   MisdemeanorRebel   2018 Sep 6, 1:54pm  

Relations with women: Instant Defrock
Relations with men: Counseling
Relations with children: Cover Up.
11   Ceffer   2018 Sep 6, 3:18pm  

They were baptizing Herbie the Love Bug together with sacred balm.

If they hadn't started on Herbie's tail pipe, they would have never been caught.
12   HeadSet   2018 Sep 7, 8:23am  

TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce says
Relations with women: Instant Defrock
Relations with men: Counseling
Relations with children: Cover Up.


That is because relations with women can lead to offspring and property inheritance issues.
13   Bd6r   2018 Sep 7, 8:29am  

TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce says
Relations with women: Instant Defrock
Relations with men: Counseling
Relations with children: Cover Up.

Eastern Orthodox church is much more rational in this respect. I believe lower-ranked priests can marry, and only the very top of church hierarchy has to be celibate.
14   FortWayne   2018 Sep 7, 8:47am  

Some churches, older once, only consider it moral if sex is for procreation. Priest aren’t allowed to marry. That extreme has had negative consequences.

Other more reformed Churches do not care and consider sex ok. Priest can marry now and live normal life. That’s our church btw.

None however accept same sex relationships, prostitution, child sex, etc... all terrible sins promoted by SF liberals.

Strategist says
Patrick says
There are rumors that Jesus and Mary Magdalene may have been more than just friends.


As Jesus was supposed to experience life as a human, he would not have been able to resist sex or masturbation. After all, God created sexual pleasure to make sure sure we procreate.
I'm sure Jesus was horny, masturbated, had sex every time he could, and so did Mary. That's how God created us.
15   Strategist   2018 Sep 7, 9:16am  

FortWayne says
None however accept same sex relationships, prostitution, child sex, etc... all terrible sins promoted by SF liberals.


Muslims are OK with child sex, but not liberals.
16   FortWayne   2018 Sep 7, 9:19am  

Aren’t liberals legalizing pedophilia?
I saw it on the news somewhere as a “born this way” sexual orientation argument from the left.

Strategist says
FortWayne says
None however accept same sex relationships, prostitution, child sex, etc... all terrible sins promoted by SF liberals.


Muslims are OK with child sex, but not liberals.
17   Strategist   2018 Sep 7, 10:09am  

FortWayne says
Aren’t liberals legalizing pedophilia?


Another silly myth spread by the Church. No wonder more and more people stop going to Church.
18   FortWayne   2018 Sep 7, 10:13am  

That wasn’t in church, channel 4 I think.

Strategist says
FortWayne says
Aren’t liberals legalizing pedophilia?


Another silly myth spread by the Church. No wonder more and more people stop going to Church.
19   curious2   2018 Sep 7, 12:16pm  

FortWayne says
None however accept same sex relationships


You're wrong about that. A long and growing list of Christian denominations do accept same sex relationships, including marriage.
20   curious2   2018 Sep 7, 6:02pm  

jazz_music says
one fine day.


Seriously, read Poe's Law.

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