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Don't you just hate it when a seal slaps you in the face with an octopus?

By Patrick following x   2018 Sep 26, 8:52pm 847 views   8 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    

1   P N Dr Lo R   ignore (0)   2018 Sep 26, 9:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The seal is a liberal.
2   BayArea   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 26, 10:57pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

P N Dr Lo R says
The seal is a liberal.

Are you saying the seal failed in life somewhere and is now bitter about it and wants to attack all hard working successful people?
3   Hugolas_Madurez   ignore (4)   2018 Sep 26, 10:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Here's your sushi, bitch!"
4   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2018 Sep 27, 5:44am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Looks like Paracas off Lima Peru
except the sky looks way too blue.
5   clambo   ignore (4)   2018 Sep 27, 6:48am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Sea lions do odd things sometimes.

In Monterey/Carmel scuba diving, I have seen some ocean sunfish (mola mola) which had their fins bitten by sea lions and they sank helplessly to the bottom.

Seeing this happen makes me think sometimes sea lions are just bored and do mean things to amuse themselves.
6   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 27, 7:36am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This reminds me when I was scuba diving in the Azores. One prank was for someone to catch a small octopus, shake it a bit and then throw onto your scuba face mask. The octopus would then hold tight, and it was difficult to peel it away from your face, as the tentacles could really grip well on glass.
7   marcus   ignore (8)   2018 Sep 27, 9:06am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

P N Dr Lo R says
The seal is a liberal.

Sounds correct. I learned here on this forum that only left wingers are violent
8   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Sep 27, 10:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Musta reminded the seal of an ex-husband.

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