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2   jazz_music   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 3, 7:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

PRESIDENTIAL ALERT!
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT!
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT!
Trump with pallet-wrap, duct tape and several cutting tools approaching
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 4, 1:58am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A real PRESIDENTIAL ALERT! is usually about Vladimir Putin approaching the White House with an erection.

During the W administration they were about Jeff Gannon arriving at the White House gate for a play date with W.
4   Aphroman   ignore (6)   2018 Oct 4, 4:32am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
A real PRESIDENTIAL ALERT! is usually about Vladimir Putin approaching the White House with an erection.

During the W administration they were about Jeff Gannon arriving at the White House gate for a play date with W.


How many different guys fucked the Republican President in the ass at the White House?

I thought Republicans were more into fucking little boys in the ass, just as Jesus commands?
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 4, 9:19am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Aphroman says
How many different guys fucked the Republican President in the ass at the White House?


When W was there, all of them, especially when W got his hands on cocaine. He'd start giggling and shouting 'MA! BUTTS! HUNGRY!' and shoving his ass into male visitors' faces.

Some of them like Hastert can only get off with little boys.

Most are like W. Stoned or shitfaced and don't care as long as they've got schlong to play with.




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