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Fun Thread! Funny Trump Presidential Phone Message Alerts!

By MegaForce following x   2018 Oct 3, 12:18pm 693 views   17 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    

Oh yeah...you should have already seen this show up in Twitter and Facebook already.

Add yours here!

1   MegaForce   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 3, 12:19pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'll start:

3   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Oct 3, 1:34pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bwahahaha LOL

4   mell   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 3, 1:53pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Loved the MAGA test alert!

5   MegaForce   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 3, 4:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Truth or...The Onion?

U.S.—Multiple sources confirmed that President Trump included an "OK" hand sign emoji at the end of his presidential alert to the entire nation Wednesday, "so that everyone would know that it would be OK."

The text message read, "THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed. 👌"

Social networks quickly lit up with outraged citizens discussing the racist implications of what some are calling a "white power" sign.

"I just wanted everyone to know it would be OK," Trump told reporters. "So I used the OK sign. OK?"

But Americans weren't accepting his explanation, definitively stating that the sign was a "dog whistle" to racists all over America.

"This is disgusting!" one man in Oregon said, adding that he threw away his iPhone X in protest.

At publishing time, Trump had announced he would be sending the "OK" sign "a few times a week" to remind Americans everything is going to be alright.

[source purposely omitted because I asked people to guess the source, so....DUH!]
12   Booger   ignore (1)   2018 Oct 4, 7:14am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

More proof that liberals don't have jobs:
16   jazz_music   ignore (6)   2018 Oct 5, 11:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

mell says
Loved the MAGA test alert!


He did it because half the country blocks his texts and tweets

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